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05:45 (1456) Master Chaz (enter): 17:45
05:45 (1456) Master Chaz (exit): 17:45
05:45 Moving to room 'Tensided'..
05:45 (1482) gerardpaloma (enter): 17:45
05:45 Server Administrator->
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
05:53 (1486) Nikoda (enter): 17:53
05:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: Hey hey
05:54 ** (1486) Nikoda waves. **
05:54 (1486) Nikoda: I'm really sorry about yesterday. Gargh.
05:55 (1482) gerardpaloma: No problem
05:57 (1491) Cleavon (enter): 17:57
05:57 (1491) Cleavon: Howdy
05:57 (1486) Nikoda: Hey monkeyboy!
05:58 (1486) Megan: You know, that has many bad connotations to the fellow known as Cleavon...
05:59 ** (1491) Cleavon quickdraws and shoots Megan. **
05:59 ** (1486) Megan dies. **
05:59 ** (1486) Megan comes back and haunts Cleavon. **
06:00 ** (1491) Cleavon calls an exorcist. **
06:00 ** (1486) Megan knows full well a self respecting priest won't help a monkeyboy. **
06:00 (1491) Cleavon: It's 6 o clock. Where the hell is CorSec?
06:00 (1486) Megan: Maybe he got hit with a power outage like everyone else seems to be.
06:03 (1495) Paden (enter): 18:03
06:03 (1491) Cleavon: Could be. Power's been fine in this particular city, but the region has been experiencing some outages. Can't believe the fucking heat. 113 degrees in Tracy, can you believe that? The previous record was like 105.
06:03 (1495) Paden: Sorry, sorry.
06:03 (1486) Megan: There he is!
06:03 ** (1486) Megan attacks Paden with huggles. **
06:03 (1495) Paden: If you'll indulge me a bit longer, I have something to take care of quick-quick.
06:03 (1486) Megan: That's crazy hot, though.
06:03 (1486) Megan: OK
06:03 (1482) gerardpaloma: We matched the record for Stockton on...Sunday, I guess it was. 114.
06:04 (1486) Megan: I just read an article that said an old man died in a nursing home in Stockton from the heat over the weekend.
06:04 (1482) gerardpaloma: Yep, and one other died in his home because he, apparently, didn't have AC.
06:04 (1491) Cleavon: Just 1? I'm surprised hundreds of people didn't kick the bucket.
06:04 (1486) Megan: Well, that's probably the only one they know of.
06:05 (1486) Megan: There's probably any number of homeless types littering the alleys.
06:05 (1482) gerardpaloma: Yeah, and that's just in a town of 250,000.
06:05 (1486) Megan: Once they start to smell, everyone'll know. *G*
06:05 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (1486) Megan...
06:05 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (1491) Cleavon...
06:05 (1486) Megan: When I lived in Florida, they had shelter type places for people without AC.
06:05 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (1495) Paden...
06:06 (1486) Megan: Of course, the average population is like 92.
06:06 (1491) Cleavon: Even San Francisco was hot, and that's a city where you usually need a jacket in the summer.
06:06 (1486) Megan: It's hot up here in Seattle, but nothing a fan in the window can't make tolerable.
06:06 (1486) Megan: But for Seattle that's hot.
06:07 (1491) Cleavon: I wonder what Death Valley is like. They can get up to 130 even on an average year.
06:07 (1500) Chase (enter): 18:07
06:07 (1486) Megan: We could all go on a road trip and find out.
06:07 (1486) Megan: Tour With Tensided!
06:07 (1486) Megan: *G*
06:07 (1491) Cleavon: Good idea!
06:08 (1482) gerardpaloma: Supposedly, when Stockton was 113, Death Valley was only like 118. According to the newspaper.
06:08 (1495) Paden: 114? jesus
06:09 (1482) gerardpaloma: Yep, we've had triple digit temps for the past 9 days straight. At least, I assume it got at least 100 today.
06:09 (1486) Megan: That's crazy. And it's not even August yet.
06:09 (1486) Megan: I wonder if that means winter is going to suck.
06:10 (1491) Cleavon: Cold winters I can deal with. I just bundle on more clothes.
06:10 (1486) Megan: Yeah, true. Cold does have its advantages. Hot chocolate, fire, snuggles.
06:10 (1486) Megan: Homemade soup!
06:11 (1500) Chase: Fruitcake.
06:11 (1486) Megan: Fresh fruitcake properly made actually isn't that bad.
06:11 ** (1486) Megan points to Alton Brown. **
06:11 ** (1486) Megan bows. **
06:12 (1495) Paden: On teh way.
06:12 (1482) gerardpaloma: Dammit, my bad dude images are broken.
06:12 (1495) Paden: All Hail Alton Brown, Kulinary King!
06:12 ** (1486) Megan hails. **
06:13 (1486) Megan: How can images be broken? Are they torn in half? *G*
06:13 (1495) Paden: It's not too late to get someone involved in the mafia campaign, is it?
06:13 (1486) Megan: Well, I'm already almost dead and going to have to start over anew.
06:14 (1491) Cleavon: Nope. People can come and go as they please in the mafia campaign, as far as I'm concerned.
06:14 (1495) Paden: Right on.
06:14 (1486) Megan: You bringing someone over?
06:14 (1495) Paden: Depends on how well she does for character creation.
06:14 (1486) Megan: She?
06:14 ** (1486) Megan raises an eyebrow. **
06:14 ** (1495) Paden didn't stutter. **
06:15 (1491) Cleavon: lol
06:15 (1482) gerardpaloma: CorSec's a smooth pimp who loves the pussy!
06:15 (1486) Megan: He is.
06:15 (1495) Paden: Can you dig it?
06:15 (1486) Megan: After all, it's how I met him.
06:15 ** (1495) Paden is the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about. **
06:16 ** (1486) Megan remembers when she was obsessed with CorSec's hair. He has really nice hair. **
06:16 ** (1486) Megan laughs. **
06:16 (1495) Paden: Pretty sure I don't have any current pics.
06:16 (1486) Megan: You leaf eyed bastard.
06:18 (1482) gerardpaloma: K, I have updated sheets from everybody except Nikoda. I think.
06:18 (1486) Megan: I didn't have anything to update.
06:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: Last sheet I have for you says 124 earned XP. Total was 149.
06:19 (1486) Megan: Yeah, but I missed some.
06:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: Really?
06:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: You sure?
06:19 ** (1486) Megan nods. **
06:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: Alright then, I'll take your word for it.
06:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: So, are we ready then?
06:20 (1495) Paden: yup
06:20 ** (1486) Megan nods. **
06:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: I forget what number session this is, fuck.
06:21 (1495) Paden: 7?
06:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: Yes
06:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: ** Start Session 7 **
06:21 ** (1495) Paden dies. **
06:21 ** (1500) Chase cries. **
06:22 (1491) Cleavon: (Where did we leave off?)
06:22 ** (1486) Megan ((has no idea)) **
06:22 (1495) Paden: (we'd just killed some good ol' boys come to have their way with you)
06:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: When last we left off, the group had dealt with an angry lynch mob, Paden and the Deputy had been shot, and the doc had fixed them up. It was nighttime, and everyone had laid down to get some shuteye.
06:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: We pick up at the break of dawn.
06:23 (1486) Megan: (( Where are we getting the shuteye at? ))
06:23 (1495) Paden: ;)
06:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: (At a local hotel)
06:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: (or I suppose you could sleep on the floor at the sheriff's department)
06:24 (1486) Megan: (( Depends on where everyone is. ))
06:24 (1491) Cleavon: Cleavon jolts awake, and immediately pats around for his revolver. Once he's satisfied it is within reach, he rubs his eyes and yawns wide.
06:25 (1495) Paden: (( Chase finished the night in the sheriff's office, while Paden stayed at the Doc's ))
06:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: (and Megan and Chase enjoyed some HLA)
06:25 (1486) Megan: (( Then we know where Megan is. ;) ))
06:25 (1500) Chase: (( woot ))
06:25 ** (1486) Megan wakes up next to Chase, wondering how they'd gravitated so close in the night. **
06:27 ** (1500) Chase starts when she hears Cleavon moving around in his cell. She quickly realizes that no one is there to kill them. When it dawns on her how close Megan is, Chase jumps to her feet and hurredly busies herself with something, even though she has nothing to actually do. **
06:28 ** (1495) Paden rises slowly out of the bed the Doc provided for him. He stands gingerly, testing his weight on the leg. It holds him, though it's still tender. If the Doc is awake, he offers to pay for the services. **
06:28 ** (1486) Megan watches Chase react with a slight frown, but decides there's little she can do about it. She looks to make sure Cleavon hadn't lost any body parts during the night and is glad to see he's okay. **
06:29 ** (1486) Megan smiles a little to herself, there was always something nice about a man in a cage. **
06:29 (1491) Cleavon: Cleavon groggily clasps his gunbelt and gets ready. He's still too groggy to notice Megan looking at him.
06:30 (1486) Megan: (( What is a man in a cell doing with a gun? ))
06:30 (1482) gerardpaloma: (for his protection, remember?)
06:30 (1486) Megan: (( I wasn't here, dearest. ))
06:30 (1482) gerardpaloma: (fuck)
06:30 (1495) Paden: (( Chase gave him the revolver, and the deputy never took his guns away ))
06:31 (1486) Megan: (( Ah, OK. ))
06:31 (1495) Paden: (( he's not under arrest, he was put there for his own protection ))
06:31 (1486) Megan: (( Ah, keep the black man away from the earlier mentioned lynch mob? ))
06:31 (1495) Paden: (( visa versa ))
06:31 (1482) gerardpaloma: The Doc wakes with a start, and once he's gathered his faculties, he takes Paden's offer of payment. The cost of the services was $40.
06:32 (1500) Chase: Thanks, Doc.
06:32 ** (1500) Chase tips his hat and heads on over to the sheriff's office. **
06:32 (1491) Cleavon: (Shoot him!)
06:32 (1500) Chase: erm
06:32 (1482) gerardpaloma: (lol)
06:33 ** (1495) Paden tips his hat and heads on over to the sheriff's office. **
06:33 (1486) Megan: (( Dang, he noticed. ))
06:33 (1495) Paden: (( she can tip my hat anytime. ))
06:33 (1482) gerardpaloma: The Doc smiles and waves as Paden leaves.
06:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: On the way to the sheriff's office, Paden passes a few early risers, and a few late leavers. One of them happens to be Hank, just now leaving the bar.
06:34 (1491) Cleavon: (Shoot him!)
06:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: (lol)
06:34 ** (1495) Paden (( shoots him )) **
06:34 (1486) Megan: (( Kill him really hard. ))
06:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Hank dies)
06:35 (1486) Megan: (( Creepy zombie characters. ))
06:35 (1495) Paden: "Mornin' Hank." Paden says flatly. Whatever happens to him now is on his own head. Paden and the others stuck their necks out for him and he goes and gets drunk. That's the thanks they get.
06:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: Hank staggers a bit to his left, and tries to focus on Paden. "Hey, there, Pa-Pad-Paddy! How's Sham?"
06:37 (1482) gerardpaloma: He belches.
06:37 (1495) Paden: (( who the f is sam? is he dead? ))
06:37 (1482) gerardpaloma: (no, Sam is still convalescing at the Doc's)
06:38 ** (1495) Paden shrugs and keeps on walking. **
06:38 (1486) Megan: (( Hank's anxious to know if he's healed enough for Hank to flip him over on his stomach. *G* ))
06:38 (1495) Paden: (( I wish I knew how to quit you. ))
06:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: "H-Hey! I wash talking to you!" Hank tries to spin around, but ends up losing his balance and falling down.
06:39 ** (1495) Paden turns long enough to see Hank fall on his ass. He continues on his way to the sheriff's office. **
06:40 ** (1500) Chase looks in on Cleavon herself. If he had needed anything, Megan would have obliged him, but she still had to look him over for herself. **
06:41 (1495) Paden: (( damn, too many herselves in that one ))
06:41 (1482) gerardpaloma: When Hank fell, his head bounced off the wooden porch in front of the bar. He now has a subcranial hematoma, that, if left untreated, will kill him. He passes out.
06:41 (1495) Paden: Fucking drunkard.
06:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden passes more people, and gets a couple of funny looks. He reaches the sheriff's office.
06:42 ** (1486) Megan nods at Paden, relieved to see him walk in. **
06:42 (1491) Cleavon: "Well shit! I hate just waitin' around here to see if the townsfolk come against us or not. What should we do?"
06:43 ** (1495) Paden ((breezes in to the sheriff's office. "Is everyone FABULOUS today?")) **
06:43 ** (1486) Megan smiles. **
06:43 (1486) Megan: I think those bars look pretty good on you.
06:43 (1486) Megan: We should leave you here.
06:43 (1482) gerardpaloma: There's a groan from the back room.
06:43 ** (1495) Paden breezes in to the sheriff's office. "Everyone alright?" He looks in on Cleavon. **
06:43 (1491) Cleavon: "Oh, ha ha. That's so funny, Megan. You should do this professionally."
06:43 (1495) Paden: (( a good groan or a groan of pain? ))
06:44 (1495) Paden: (( I think she does ))
06:44 (1482) gerardpaloma: (painful sounding groan)
06:44 (1495) Paden: (( good, because we can't have no brokebacking in our jail ))
06:44 ** (1486) Megan gives Cleavon a narrow look. **
06:44 (1495) Paden: (( I almost typed borkbacking ))
06:44 (1491) Cleavon: "Look, this cage ain't gonna protect me against oil and torches, and it ain't gonna protect you lot either.
06:44 (1491) Cleavon: "I say we blow town."
06:44 (1486) Megan: (( Is that when two Swedes are in prison or camping? ))
06:45 ** (1495) Paden moves quickly to investigate the groaning. **
06:45 (1486) Megan: Where will we go?
06:45 (1495) Paden: (( niagra falls? ))
06:45 (1486) Megan: (( Too wet. ))
06:45 (1491) Cleavon: "Shit! There's plenty of places we can go. Just... give me a map and I'll think of one."
06:45 (1500) Chase: (( NIAGRA FALLS! SLOWLY I TURNED! STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH! ))
06:46 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden nearly bumps into Tim as he emerges from the back room. "Whoa there. I done got enough last night. Don't need ya runnin into me!" Tim grimaces and clasps at his stomach.
06:46 ** (1486) Megan wonders where they could get a map. **
06:46 (1495) Paden: You alright?
06:46 (1482) gerardpaloma: "Yeah, yeah, I'm alright. Just...gettin up's difficult. How bout you?"
06:47 (1491) Cleavon: "What about Wyoming? What with cattle prices and all the Texas boys heading up there, you think they'd need plenty of hired guns."
06:47 ** (1495) Paden looks down at his left leg, "Good, good. Doc treated me right." **
06:47 (1486) Megan: Wyoming? That sounds like quite a distance.
06:47 (1495) Paden: (( I assume the space is small enough that I can hear their conversation? ))
06:47 (1482) gerardpaloma: "Good. Glad to hear it."
06:47 (1482) gerardpaloma: (yes)
06:48 ** (1500) Chase indicates that Wyoming doesn't sound too bad, but it might be cold come winter time. **
06:48 ** (1486) Megan nods. **
06:48 (1486) Megan: Yeah, how does everyone feel about the cold?
06:49 (1491) Cleavon: "Quite an adventure, I think you mean! Besides, if the townsfolk move against us, we ain't got no chance here. This place is just a big coffin waiting for the bodies."
06:49 ** (1500) Chase produces a sly grin and glances sideways at Paden. **
06:49 (1486) Megan: If they come after us, Wyoming may not be far enough away.
06:49 (1495) Paden: Yeah. I reckon we ain't too long for this town.
06:49 (1486) Megan: We'd like to be better off in Mexico at that rate.
06:50 (1486) Megan: (( Or we could go to Vegas and invent casinos and high rollers. ))
06:50 (1495) Paden: Mexico, Wyoming. Don't make no nevermind to these people. If they want us dead enough, they'll find a way.
06:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: Tim walks over to Cleavon's cell. He unlocks it.
06:51 (1495) Paden: (( or go to LA and invent a professional sports franchise. THose are always successful there. ))
06:51 (1486) Megan: We could go look for gold up north.
06:51 (1491) Cleavon: "Thanks." He says to Tim and turns back to the conversation. "They ain't gonna uproot themselves and follow us long distance. They ain't got enough horses even if they wanted to."
06:51 (1486) Megan: And we do?
06:52 (1500) Chase: (( besides, we can always raze the town ))
06:52 (1486) Megan: I suppose we could go town to town taking what we need, leaving what we don't.
06:53 (1495) Paden: (( serving justice for the voiceless, righting wrongs for the weak? ))
06:53 (1486) Megan: (( Yeah, sure, whatever. *G* ))
06:53 (1491) Cleavon: "Look. Maybe we don't blow town for good. But we should at least beat it out of here for a couple days and see how the attitude is."
06:53 (1495) Paden: Yup.
06:54 ** (1486) Megan nods. **
06:54 (1486) Megan: We don't have Hank here dragging us down anymore anyway.
06:54 (1486) Megan: That should improve our chances.
06:54 (1495) Paden: Alright, then.
06:55 (1495) Paden: Tim, many thanks for the hospitality. If you should need us...
06:55 (1491) Cleavon: "Alright. It probably ain't a good idea for me to be seen outside, so perhaps one of you could bring my horse with the others and stop by here?
06:55 (1531) Milla Rell (enter): 18:55
06:56 (1486) Megan: (( We could cut Hank open and have Cleavon wear him like a Hank suit. ))
06:56 ** (1500) Chase nods and moves quickly outside, eager to be doing something. She heads to the livery to retreive Cleavon's, Paden's and her own horse. **
06:56 (1500) Chase: (( good idea ))
06:56 ** (1495) Paden waves **
06:56 ** (1486) Megan follows suit, getting her horse as well and such. **
06:57 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase and Megan step out of the sheriff's office, and there's a group of people who have congregated outside.
06:57 ** (1486) Megan looks the congregation over. **
06:58 ** (1500) Chase looks over at Megan, then looks over the crowd. **
06:58 (1486) Megan: (( Baaa baa baa baa ))
06:58 (1482) gerardpaloma: The group starts murmuring. The ladies catch snippets of what they're saying. "There they are!" "They did that?" "Shot my daddy, they did."
06:59 (1482) gerardpaloma: A loud voice erupts from the crowd. "Where's the nigger?"
06:59 (1500) Chase: (( shut you're mouth, whore. you're next. ))
06:59 ** (1486) Megan raises an eyebrow. **
06:59 (1486) Megan: I don't know any niggers.
06:59 ** (1500) Chase 's hand instinctively drops to her revolver, but she doesn't make the move to pull it out. **
06:59 ** (1486) Megan starts to walk towards the stable. **
07:00 (1482) gerardpaloma: A man steps out of the crowd with his gun drawn, pointed at Megan. "Answer my question, whore!"
07:00 ** (1500) Chase pulls her revolver in a flash and fires. **
07:00 (1500) Chase: [1d10+22] -> [2,22] = (24)
07:00 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 1
07:01 (1500) Chase: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
07:01 (1500) Chase: [1d10] -> [4] = (4)
07:01 (1491) Cleavon: (Can I have control of Hank? And if so, what's the penalty for his current state of drunkenness?)
07:01 ** (1486) Megan ducks out of the way. **
07:01 (1486) Megan: (( Isn't Hank out cold? ))
07:01 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Hank is passed out, bleeding inside his head. He's not really useful to anyone)
07:01 (1495) Paden: (( and how long until Paden and (hopefully) Tim react? ))
07:01 (1491) Cleavon: (Is he? I thought he just hit his head. Oh I see)
07:01 (1482) gerardpaloma: (as soon as there's gunfire, Tim, Paden, and Cleavon can react)
07:02 (1482) gerardpaloma: (I should have prepared these guys ahead of time, but eh)
07:02 (1491) Cleavon: Cleavon grabs his Spencer rifle and the Blakeslee cartridge holders and runs to the window, crouching and using the wall as cover.
07:02 (1491) Cleavon: (That'll probably take at least 2 rounds)
07:03 (1495) Paden: (when there's gunfire:) Paden picks up his rifle and runs to another window and looks outside.
07:03 ** (1486) Megan thinks this is a fine mess Hank got them in. And she didn't even take part in it... **
07:04 ** (1500) Chase (will also be moving back inside the sheriff's office.)) **
07:04 ** (1486) Megan draws her knife, it's all she has. **
07:04 (1482) gerardpaloma: (ok, gonna roll all these sumbitches together)
07:04 (1500) Chase: (( woot ))
07:04 (1486) Megan: (( Are the whining whores of the congregation going to fight too? ))
07:05 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10 + 13] -> [2,13] = (15) [1d10 + 13] -> [3,13] = (16) [1d10 + 13] -> [9,13] = (22) [1d10 + 13] -> [5,13] = (18) [1d10 + 13] -> [9,13] = (22) [1d10 +10] -> [4,10] = (14) [1d10 +10] -> [2,10] = (12) [1d10 +10] -> [4,10] = (14) [1d10 +10] -> [5,10] = (15)
07:06 (1482) gerardpaloma: (and now, HP)
07:06 (1491) Cleavon: (Don't think I need to roll init because I'm not shooting or in the line of fire)
07:07 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10 + 10] -> [1,10] = (11) [1d10 + 10] -> [1,10] = (11) [1d10 + 10] -> [3,10] = (13) [1d10 + 10] -> [3,10] = (13) [1d10 + 10] -> [5,10] = (15) [1d10 + 8] -> [7,8] = (15) [1d10 + 8] -> [6,8] = (14) [1d10 + 8] -> [6,8] = (14) [1d10 + 8] -> [9,8] = (17)
07:07 ** (1486) Megan just needs to hide behind something so she can chuck her knife and not get shot at in a horrible manner. **
07:08 (1482) gerardpaloma: (roll init, Chase)
07:08 (1500) Chase: [1d10+24] -> [8,24] = (32)
07:08 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10 + 22] -> [8,22] = (30)
07:08 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Chase beats 3 to the punch)
07:08 (1486) Megan: (( Yay Chase! ))
07:09 (1482) gerardpaloma: Kidney shot
07:09 ** (1486) Megan runs back inside the sheriff's while Chase distracts the lovely man about to shoot her. **
07:10 (1482) gerardpaloma: He's injured.
07:10 (1486) Megan: (( Could I grab Chase and haul her back inside with me to get her out of harm's way? ))
07:10 (1482) gerardpaloma: Init for Megan.
07:10 (1486) Megan: [1d10+12] -> [10,12] = (22)
07:11 (1486) Megan: (( I need to do something else because I rolled a ten, right? ))
07:11 (1482) gerardpaloma: (yeah, roll 22 + 1d10)
07:11 (1486) Megan: [1d10+22] -> [1,22] = (23)
07:11 (1486) Megan: (( Go me... ))
07:12 (1482) gerardpaloma: The man who stepped forward takes a shot in the kidney. He fires back with a wild shot. [1d10 +22] -> [2,22] = (24)
07:12 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
07:12 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [1] = (1)
07:12 (1482) gerardpaloma: Left arm
07:13 (1482) gerardpaloma: (5 damage to Megan's left arm, which puts her at injured.)
07:13 ** (1486) Megan calls out in pain and continues to try to get her arse into the sheriff's office. **
07:14 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Megan could sprint back into the office)
07:14 ** (1486) Megan sprints into the office. **
07:14 (1482) gerardpaloma: The others take the round to draw their weapons.
07:14 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 2
07:15 (1500) Chase: (( what's the scale for this map? ))
07:15 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden, Cleavon, and Tim register the gunfire, and can now react.
07:15 (1500) Chase: [1d10+24] -> [9,24] = (33)
07:15 (1482) gerardpaloma: (1 square is 3 meters)
07:15 (1491) Cleavon: Cleavon grabs the Spencer and sets up at the window.
07:15 (1495) Paden: [1d10+21] -> [9,21] = (30)
07:15 ** (1486) Megan tries not to bleed all over the office while she takes cover and starts swearing in Spanish under her breath. **
07:15 (1495) Paden: (( disregard Paden's roll. ))
07:15 ** (1495) Paden snaps up his rifle and positions himself at the other window. **
07:17 ** (1500) Chase registers the multitude of shooters and high tails it back into the sheriff's office. **
07:17 (1482) gerardpaloma: (red is the door, blue are the windows to the office)
07:18 (1482) gerardpaloma: (since there's so many guys, I'll just assume they go last on initiative, too much shit to roll otherwise)
07:18 (1482) gerardpaloma: Megan safely makes it inside the office.
07:19 ** (1486) Megan is glad for that. **
07:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d4] -> [4] = (4) shooters take pot shots at Chase as she flees.
07:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10 +15] -> [9,15] = (24) [1d10+ 16] -> [5,16] = (21) [1d10+21] -> [10,21] = (31) [1d10 +18] -> [7,18] = (25)
07:20 ** (1500) Chase ouch **
07:20 (1500) Chase: (( ouch ))
07:21 (1500) Chase: [1d10+4] -> [6,4] = (10)
07:21 (1500) Chase: [1d10+4] -> [8,4] = (12)
07:21 (1500) Chase: [1d10+4] -> [1,4] = (5)
07:21 (1500) Chase: [1d10+4] -> [10,4] = (14)
07:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: (tryin to figure out what's hits, since they're snap shots at range)
07:22 (1500) Chase: (( don't forget a moving target! please? ))
07:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: (I won't)
07:22 (1491) Cleavon: (I think it's 100 meters adjusted, right? So -8)
07:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: (that's right)
07:22 (1491) Cleavon: (Actually 75 meters, but anything between 51 and 100 counts as that)
07:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: (so just #3 hits)
07:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
07:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [8] = (8)
07:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: (oh god)
07:22 (1491) Cleavon: (ouch!)
07:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: Spine
07:23 (1491) Cleavon: (That's an action point)
07:23 (1486) Megan: (( My baby! ))
07:23 (1500) Chase: (( i hat you ))
07:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: (because I love doing this)
07:23 (1500) Chase: (( yeah, ap for #3 ))
07:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: If no action point used: Chase turns tail and heads for the office door. She almost gets there, as bullets whizz by her, and she feels hot lead enter the middle of her back, and then she feels nothing at all, as she's paralyzed from the neck down.
07:25 (1486) Megan: (( That sounds really bad. ))
07:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: If action point used: Chase turns tail and heads for the office door. Bullets whizz by her, and she thinks to make a diving roll at the last moment. She leaps into the office and quickly takes cover.
07:25 (1500) Chase: (( well, now you can have your way with her ))
07:25 (1500) Chase: (( *thinks* ))
07:25 (1500) Chase: o_O
07:25 (1500) Chase: O_o
07:26 (1500) Chase: (( uses an action point ))
07:26 (1482) gerardpaloma: (damn)
07:26 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 3
07:26 (1491) Cleavon: (Which one shot Megan?)
07:26 ** (1486) Megan gets the hell away from the door. **
07:27 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Cleavon and Paden will have taken positions at the windows, and drawn their respective weapons)
07:27 ** (1500) Chase rolls ungracefully into the office. She ends up tumbling into an inconveniently placed chair. **
07:27 (1482) gerardpaloma: (#3)
07:27 ** (1486) Megan is glad to see Chase miss being shot. **
07:27 (1495) Paden: [1d10+21] -> [2,21] = (23)
07:27 ** (1486) Megan is quickly finding out it hurts. **
07:27 (1491) Cleavon: Cleavon draws a bead on the man who shot Megan, caerfully lining him up in the rifle sight. (Init = [1d10 + 16] -> [2,16] = (18))
07:28 ** (1486) Megan wonders what would happen if she just dug in and pulled the bullet out and threw it back at the guy. **
07:28 (1495) Paden: Jesus H, woman! What did you do this time?
07:28 ** (1486) Megan laughs. **
07:28 ** (1486) Megan realizes she's the only one laughing. **
07:28 ** (1486) Megan laughs more. **
07:29 ** (1500) Chase can't supress the grin creeping onto her face as she stares up at her husband. **
07:29 (1486) Megan: Ah, leave her alone.
07:29 (1486) Megan: She can't help she's trouble.
07:29 ** (1495) Paden takes aim at #3, taking his time to get a nice ugly head shot. (aiming) **
07:30 ** (1486) Megan frowns. **
07:30 (1486) Megan: At least she can get out of it.
07:30 ** (1486) Megan pokes her wound and winces. **
07:31 (1482) gerardpaloma: (weapons of the bad dudes: the front line all wields pistols, with two shooters on each end dual-wielding. There are 3 riflemen along the back line, and one more sixgun)
07:32 (1486) Megan: (( Can I fire a random arrow out the door or is my arm too injured for that? ))
07:32 (1482) gerardpaloma: The riflemen line up their shots, and the shooters in front let loose with a hail of gunfire. [1d4] -> [1] = (1) of them shoot at Paden.
07:32 (1495) Paden: (( you have a -1 to all rolls ))
07:33 (1482) gerardpaloma: (indeed)
07:33 (1486) Megan: (( I can deal with that. ))
07:33 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10 + 15] -> [6,15] = (21)
07:33 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10 + 15] -> [7,15] = (22)
07:33 (1482) gerardpaloma: (he's a dual wielder)
07:34 (1486) Megan: (( How nice for him. ))
07:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: Both shots go wide of Paden's position.
07:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: The other gunmen fire at Cleavon.
07:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+16] -> [6,16] = (22)
07:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+21] -> [2,21] = (23)
07:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+18] -> [10,18] = (28)
07:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+22] -> [3,22] = (25)
07:35 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+28] -> [6,28] = (34)
07:35 (1491) Cleavon: (Even if they hit, only a head or handshot will do the trick. Otherwise it'll just hit the wall)
07:35 (1482) gerardpaloma: One shot hits. Let's see if it does anything
07:35 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
07:35 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
07:35 (1495) Paden: (( they really hate that colored fella ))
07:35 (1482) gerardpaloma: Nope
07:35 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 4
07:35 (1495) Paden: [1d10+21] -> [10,21] = (31)
07:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: (wait, does a wrist shot count?)
07:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: (it's gotta be hand, right?)
07:36 (1491) Cleavon: (I suppose wrist would work too)
07:37 ** (1500) Chase scrambles to her feet and takes a position by the window. (nothing this round) **
07:37 (1482) gerardpaloma: (ok, so that's left wrist)
07:37 ** (1486) Megan grabs her bow and arrow to fire out the door into the crowd when she can. **
07:37 (1486) Megan: [1d10+12] -> [2,12] = (14)
07:37 (1482) gerardpaloma: Cleavon takes a bullet in his left wrist. He's injured.
07:37 (1491) Cleavon: Cleavon fires, aiming for center mass. (called shot to general torso, init = [1d10 + 16 - 1] -> [2,16,-1] = (17))
07:38 (1500) Chase: (( which dude are you shooting again? ))
07:38 (1491) Cleavon: (#3)
07:38 (1482) gerardpaloma: (what is Chase doing?
07:38 (1482) gerardpaloma: (oh, right, duh)
07:39 (1500) Chase: (( she's finished getting up and that's about it ))
07:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: 1. Paden
07:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: 2. Cleavon
07:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: 3. Megan
07:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: 4. Dickwads
07:39 ** (1495) Paden fires at #3's head. [1d10+18] -> [9,18] = (27) **
07:39 (1495) Paden: [1d20] -> [14] = (14)
07:40 (1491) Cleavon: (ouch! Right in the eye)
07:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: (owich)
07:40 (1495) Paden: (( @_x ))
07:40 (1486) Megan: (( Sweet. ))
07:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: (what's Paden using?)
07:40 (1495) Paden: (( henry ))
07:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: (oh, the Henry. For some reason I keep thinking he has two guns)
07:41 (1482) gerardpaloma: (yeah, jesus, he's a dead man.)
07:41 (1491) Cleavon: Having the same thing in mind, Cleavon also shoots at #3 a split-second later. [1d10 + 16 + 2 - 1] -> [8,16,2,-1] = (25)
07:41 ** (1495) Paden (( will duck to the left after firing )) **
07:41 (1482) gerardpaloma: (location?)
07:42 (1491) Cleavon: (It was a called shot to the general torso)
07:42 (1495) Paden: ( in his [1d4] -> [1] = (1) balls!
07:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: (ah, ok)
07:43 (1482) gerardpaloma: The first rifle round puts a nice, clean hole through the man's left eye. It leaves a rather large and messy exit wound. Before he has a chance to drop, a second rifle round embeds itself in his gut. He falls.
07:43 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Get the fuck outta here!)
07:44 (1495) Paden: (( ? ))
07:44 (1482) gerardpaloma: Megan draws her bow
07:44 ** (1486) Megan hauls up her bow and arrow and fires randomly into the dickwads. **
07:44 (1486) Megan: [1d10+9] -> [1,9] = (10)
07:44 (1482) gerardpaloma: (the mini, it had to get the fuck outta here)
07:44 (1495) Paden: (( oh shit ))
07:44 (1486) Megan: (( Oi. ))
07:45 (1482) gerardpaloma: (you gotta roll it. 10-1d10)
07:45 (1486) Megan: [1d10-10] -> [2,-10] = (-8)
07:45 (1486) Megan: (( Woohoo! ))
07:45 (1486) Megan: (( Er... argh. ))
07:45 (1482) gerardpaloma: (damn, that's not bad enough for a catastrophic failure)
07:46 (1486) Megan: (( At least it was a random shot? ))
07:46 (1482) gerardpaloma: Megan draws the bow back, but doesn't nock the arrow properly. The string snaps back against her forearm. There'll be a welt, but nothing permanent.
07:46 ** (1486) Megan frowns. **
07:47 ** (1486) Megan curses her own arm. **
07:47 (1482) gerardpaloma: The shooters in front continue their stream of lead.
07:47 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+15] -> [1,15] = (16)
07:47 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+16] -> [9,16] = (25)
07:48 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+18] -> [5,18] = (23)
07:48 (1491) Cleavon: Without lowering his rifle, Cleavon lines up the bastard who shot him and fires, aiming at the bastard's face. (called shot to the general head, init = [1d10+16 - 1] -> [2,16,-1] = (17))
07:48 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+22] -> [10,22] = (32)
07:48 (1491) Cleavon: (Whoops, hit enter too early. Was going to wait for the "next round" thing. Disregard)
07:48 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+22] -> [8,22] = (30)
07:48 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+15] -> [1,15] = (16)
07:49 (1486) Megan: (( Boy mobs are fun! ))
07:49 (1482) gerardpaloma: (forgot about the double shooters. Heh, that one guy rolled two ones. That calls for a catastrophic failuer)
07:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: The first dual wielder's guns both backfire, and due to the shoddy construction, explode in his hands. He screams and falls to the ground, writhing in agony.
07:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+32] -> [7,32] = (39)
07:50 (1486) Megan: (( Yay! ))
07:50 (1556) Paden (enter): 19:50
07:50 (1486) Megan: (( Wb! ))
07:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: The second dual wielder, however hits true with both his shots.
07:50 (1557) Chase (enter): 19:50
07:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
07:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
07:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
07:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [8] = (8)
07:51 (1482) gerardpaloma: General head shot on Cleavon.
07:51 (1556) Paden: (( last I saw was gp asking for you to roll (whatever) -1d10 ))
07:51 (1491) Cleavon: (Yipes! Action point)
07:51 (1486) Megan: (( And this is where we find out we're all the same on the inside. ))
07:52 (1486) Megan: (( I suck and leave it at that. ))
07:52 (1486) Megan: (( And the duel wielder guy blew off his own hands. ))
07:52 (1482) gerardpaloma: Bullets embed themselves in the office all around the window. Another seems headed straight for Cleavon's head, but he ducks down at the last possible second.
07:52 (1486) Megan: (( And they just shot at Cleavon. ))
07:53 (1556) Paden: (( still round 4, then? ))
07:53 (1482) gerardpaloma: The riflemen continue to line up their shots. The pistol wielder in the back row drops his weapon and rushes to help the man writhing on the ground.
07:53 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 5
07:53 (1486) Megan: (( At the moment. ))
07:53 (1556) Paden: [1d10+21] -> [8,21] = (29)
07:53 (1491) Cleavon: Without lowering his rifle, Cleavon lines up the bastard who shot him and fires, aiming at the bastard's face. (called shot to the general head, init = [1d10+16 - 1] -> [8,16,-1] = (23))
07:53 (1557) Chase: [1d10+24] -> [3,24] = (27)
07:53 (1486) Megan: [1d10+11] -> [1,11] = (12)
07:54 (1486) Megan: (( Gods I suck today. ))
07:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: 1. Paden
07:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: 2. Chase
07:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: 3. Cleavon
07:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: 4. Megan
07:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: 5. Dickwads
07:55 (1491) Cleavon: (You are assessing a -4 penalty on the dual wielders who shoot twice, right? Dual wielding pistols doesn't mean you get to shoot twice)
07:55 (1556) Paden: (( do me a favor and move the dickwads. they're showing full size on my board ))
07:55 (1482) gerardpaloma: (better?)
07:56 (1556) Paden: (( feh. that did nothing. ))
07:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: (I'd forgotten about that, but they still hit)
07:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: (try scrolling the map)
07:57 (1556) Paden: (( tried ))
07:57 (1486) Megan: (( Is it your resolution? ))
07:57 (1556) Paden: (( everyone else appears as normal, just the dickwads. Just tell me who's left and I'll start making them dead ))
07:58 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hmm, tried saving and loading, and that didn't work.
07:58 (1491) Cleavon: (Now they're big for me too)
07:58 (1486) Megan: (( Me too! ))
07:58 (1482) gerardpaloma: (worky?)
07:58 (1486) Megan: (( Now they're normal. ))
07:59 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Corsec's connection no worky)
07:59 (1557) Chase: He has a really large cock.
07:59 (1557) Chase (exit): 19:59
07:59 (1556) Paden: I wish I knew how to quit you.
07:59 (1556) Paden (exit): 19:59
07:59 (1486) Megan: (( Yeah, he just went off MSN too. ))
08:00 (1491) Cleavon: (I hate flakey connections)
08:02 (1486) Megan: (( Well, there's always pictures of the Miss Universes to look at. ))
08:04 (1491) Cleavon: (Should we do Cleavon's attack now and Paden and Chase's when he comes back?)
08:04 (1482) gerardpaloma: (while we wait, I've been thinking. Giving your action points to someone else is pretty cheap. You can manage to escape devastating injuries if one can freely use their action points to save a companion. But giving of oneself should be somewhat encouraged. So how bout this: if you're close enough to another character, and they take a hit, you can choose to dive in front. We reroll the hit, but instead of hitting the intended target, it hits you instead.)
08:05 (1486) Megan: (( Does that affect action points at all? ))
08:05 (1482) gerardpaloma: (no)
08:06 (1486) Megan: (( Sounds more fitting than "No, take my action point!". ))
08:06 (1482) gerardpaloma: (but you couldn't, for example, choose to take the hit, and if you don't like the outcome, use an action point, because then we're back where we started)
08:07 (1486) Megan: (( Well, there's that. There's also what if the character about to get wasted doesn't want to be defended? Is there the option to be "No, don't dive," ))
08:07 (1491) Cleavon: Cleavon squeezes off a shot at the head of the man who shot him. (called shot to the general head) [1d10 + 16 + 2 - 2 - 4 - 1] -> [2,16,2,-2,-4,-1] = (13)
08:07 (1482) gerardpaloma: (you can't control someone else's actions. If they want to take the hit, they can)
08:08 (1486) Megan: (( All right. ))
08:08 (1486) Megan: (( So are we continuing or is monkeyboy throwing his poo too soon? *G* ))
08:08 (1482) gerardpaloma: (I suppose someone else can roll for CS til he gets back)
08:09 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Cleavon misses, btw)
08:09 (1486) Megan: (( Tries another shot into the crowd with her bow. ))
08:09 (1486) Megan: err...
08:09 ** (1486) Megan tries another shot into the crowd with her bow. **
08:09 (1486) Megan: [1d10+9] -> [3,9] = (12)
08:09 (1482) gerardpaloma: The shot goes wide
08:10 (1486) Megan: (( At least I got the bitch off. ))
08:10 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hehe)
08:10 (1486) Megan: (( And Paden and Chase fire away, killing everyone in a turmoil of anger. ))
08:11 (1482) gerardpaloma: (let's see, Paden's AT is 18, Chase's is 22)
08:12 (1491) Cleavon: (Prob solved)
08:13 (1573) Chase (enter): 20:13
08:13 (1482) gerardpaloma: (It's Paden's turn)
08:14 ** (1573) Chase fires at a dickwad's head. [1d10+18] -> [8,18] = (26) **
08:14 (1500) Chase (exit): 20:14
08:14 (1573) Chase: [1d20] -> [10] = (10)
08:15 (1573) Chase: whoops
08:15 (1573) Paden: (( let's pretend paden did that ))
08:15 (1482) gerardpaloma: (done)
08:15 (1482) gerardpaloma: Nose
08:16 (1482) gerardpaloma: The shot blows right through a pistol wielder in front.
08:16 (1573) Paden: (( shit, there's still a whole mess of them left, ain't there. ))
08:16 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Chase's turn)
08:16 (1486) Megan: (( Yes so fire away. ))
08:17 ** (1573) Paden peeks out and fires at #6's head. (let me double check my at) **
08:17 (1482) gerardpaloma: (should be 22)
08:18 (1573) Paden: [1d10+22] -> [10,22] = (32)
08:18 (1573) Paden: [1d20] -> [2] = (2)
08:18 (1495) Paden (exit): 20:18
08:19 (1491) Cleavon: (Let's pretend Chase did that?)
08:19 (1573) Paden: (( sounds good to me ))
08:19 (1491) Cleavon: (Johnny on-the-ball)
08:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: #6, who was tending to his wounded companion, takes a bullet in the head. It knocks him off his feet, and he looks dazed. Apparently, he's got a hard skull, because he's not dead.
08:19 (1573) Bended Gender: (( there ))
08:19 (1491) Cleavon: (; ) )
08:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: The remaining pistol wielders take their shots.
08:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+18] -> [1,18] = (19)
08:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+22] -> [9,22] = (31)
08:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+22] -> [5,22] = (27)
08:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: [19-1d10] -> [19,-6] = (13)
08:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: (damn, I was hoping for a ten)
08:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: (so... I think 27 is just barely a hit. Yeah)
08:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: Mr. Twin Pistols continues to get lucky shots on Cleavon.
08:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [2] = (2)
08:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
08:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [8] = (8)
08:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: But these embed themselves in the wall.
08:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: The rifle wielders now squeeze off their shots.
08:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+12] -> [2,12] = (14)
08:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+14] -> [5,14] = (19)
08:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+15] -> [4,15] = (19)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: (2 hits)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: Is it Paden, Chase, Megan, or Cleavon? [1d4] -> [2] = (2)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase and Cleavon.
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: (what are the odds? Seriously)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [8] = (8)
08:23 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [2] = (2)
08:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: (whoops)
08:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d20] -> [17] = (17)
08:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d20] -> [14] = (14)
08:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase takes a shot in the jugular.
08:24 (1491) Cleavon: (Yipes!)
08:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: Cleavon takes a shot in the left eye.
08:24 (1486) Megan: (( Can I do that thing we were talking about earlier and jump in front of Chase? ))
08:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: (that's precisely why I mentioned it)
08:25 ** (1486) Megan jumps in front of Chase. **
08:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: And we reroll the hit on Chase for Megan.
08:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: (omg)
08:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d20] -> [10] = (10)
08:25 (1486) Megan: (( Fuck you. ))
08:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: Nose
08:25 (1486) Megan: (( Well, that was fun. ))
08:27 (1486) Megan: (( Can I take that back in jump in front of Cleavon instead? *laughs* ))
08:27 (1482) gerardpaloma: The bullet that is meant for Chase instead hits Megan in the face. Her nose is permanently disfigured, but the bullet glances off her cheekbone. She's wounded (-2 to all rolls).
08:27 (1486) Megan: (( The great thing is, I think Corran moofied again. ))
08:28 (1482) gerardpaloma: (yep)
08:28 ** (1486) Megan Err. CorSec, as he's known here. **
08:28 (1486) Megan: (())
08:28 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Did Clevon use his action point? Yeah, he did, didn't he?)
08:28 (1491) Cleavon: (Must be a pretty wheezy rifle that guy's using. I already used my AP)
08:28 (1588) Bended Gender (enter): 20:28
08:28 (1486) Megan: (( Don't think I'm not onto you guys trying to kill me off. *G* ))
08:29 (1491) Cleavon: (No girls in this treehouse)
08:29 (1588) Bended Gender: (( fucking hell ))
08:29 (1491) Cleavon: (Cause we're the He-Man Woman Haters!)
08:29 (1588) Bended Gender: (( dude, I don't like all these sausages in the soup. ))
08:29 (1482) gerardpaloma: The shot to Cleavon's left eye is straight and true. The bullet explodes out the back of his head, showering the sheriff's office in gore.
08:29 (1486) Megan: (( Well, you're the ones never getting laid. ))
08:30 (1491) Cleavon: (Poor Cleavon)
08:30 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 6, is it?
08:30 (1588) Bended Gender: (( goddamn ))
08:30 (1491) Cleavon: (Can I have control of Hank now?)
08:30 (1482) gerardpaloma: (sure)
08:30 (1482) gerardpaloma: (he's just waking up)
08:30 (1486) Megan: (( So I'm still in the game/ ))
08:30 (1486) Megan: (( ? ))
08:31 (1482) gerardpaloma: (yes, Megan is still alive. Not so well, but alive)
08:31 (1486) Megan: (( Do I have to roll willpower or anything? ))
08:31 (1482) gerardpaloma: (nope)
08:31 (1491) Hank: The gunfire pulls Hank out of his stupor. Only dimly aware of what's happening, he none-the-less realizes that his friends are in danger and draws his pistols.
08:31 (1588) Bended Gender: Paden [1d10+21] -> [8,21] = (29) Chase [1d10+24] -> [4,24] = (28)
08:31 (1486) Megan: [1d10+10] -> [8,10] = (18)
08:32 (1482) gerardpaloma: (He's actually much further down the street, but without redrawing the map)
08:32 (1482) gerardpaloma: (he's probably 100 meters from the dickwads.
08:32 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden is first, then Chase, then Megan.
08:33 (1482) gerardpaloma: #9, the man who shot Cleavon, whoops and hollers, "I shot me a nigger!"
08:33 (1588) Bended Gender: Paden shoots #7 in the head. [1d10+18] -> [5,18] = (23) (if needed) [1d20] -> [19] = (19)
08:34 (1491) Hank: (OMG)
08:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: #7 takes the bullet right in the carotid artery. He doesn't even realize he's dead until his body topples over.
08:35 ** (1486) Megan on the ground in front of Chase gives a cheer through her missing nose. **
08:35 (1588) Bended Gender: Chase shoots #6 in the head. Again. [1d10+22] -> [9,22] = (31) [1d20] -> [1] = (1)
08:35 (1588) Bended Gender: (( if you think chase wants anything to do with you now... ))
08:35 (1486) Megan: (( I have the injury because of her, you bitch. ))
08:36 (1486) Megan: (( See if I ever go noble for you agian. ))
08:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: (were you dced when I said that guy was just tending to his injured pal, and didn't have his weapon drawn?)
08:36 (1486) Megan: (( *again ))
08:36 (1588) Bended Gender: (I caught that part. but he also didn't die.)
08:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hehe, ok)
08:38 (1482) gerardpaloma: #6 takes another round in the head, in almost the exact same spot. He falls backwards, and twitches a few times before lying still.
08:38 ** (1486) Megan draws her bow and aims at one of the remaining dickwads, it's hard for her to see which one through the pain. **
08:38 (1486) Megan: [1d10+8] -> [3,8] = (11)
08:38 (1482) gerardpaloma: Another arrow flies off into the great blue yonder.
08:38 ** (1486) Megan sighs. **
08:38 (1482) gerardpaloma: The pistol men continue firing.
08:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+18] -> [8,18] = (26)
08:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+22] -> [3,22] = (25)
08:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+22] -> [4,22] = (26)
08:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: That's one hit on Paden, Chase, or Megan? [1d3] -> [1] = (1)
08:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
08:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
08:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: (aren't you glad I didn't roll a 10?)
08:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: Bullets embed themselves in the walls harmlessly
08:40 (1588) Bended Gender: 8D
08:41 (1482) gerardpaloma: The riflemen cock their rifles, and line up their targets again.
08:41 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 7
08:41 (1491) Hank: (Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't roll a 10 and blow your fucking head off?)
08:41 (1486) Megan: [1d10+10] -> [9,10] = (19)
08:41 (1588) Bended Gender: Paden [1d10+21] -> [5,21] = (26) Chase [1d10+24] -> [4,24] = (28)
08:41 (1491) Hank: [1d10 + 17] -> [6,17] = (23)
08:41 (1482) gerardpaloma: (since there's only four left, I'll roll init again.
08:41 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+13] -> [2,13] = (15)
08:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+15] -> [2,15] = (17)
08:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+14] -> [1,14] = (15)
08:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+15] -> [2,15] = (17)
08:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: (fuck, I fucking fucked that up. Oh well)
08:43 (1482) gerardpaloma: (heh, they all go after everyone else)
08:43 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase, Paden, Hank, and Megan.
08:43 (1588) Bended Gender: Chase turns and fires a shot at #4(?)'s head. [1d10+22] -> [10,22] = (32) [1d20] -> [18] = (18)
08:43 (1588) Bended Gender: (yeah, 4)
08:44 (1482) gerardpaloma: Mr. Twin Pistols takes a shot in the windpipe. He makes a highpitched whistling noise before blood comes gushing out his throat. He dies.
08:44 (1588) Bended Gender: Paden wastes no time in shooting at #8's head. [1d10+18] -> [6,18] = (24) [1d20] -> [9] = (9)
08:44 (1482) gerardpaloma: (wait, damn, that wasn't Mr. Twin pistols. Oh well)
08:46 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hmm, I think that's a miss...snap shot, head shot.. yeah, miss)
08:46 ** (1588) Bended Gender hats you **
08:46 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hehe)
08:46 (1482) gerardpaloma: Hank's turn
08:46 (1491) Hank: (What's the range, again? 100 meters?)
08:47 (1482) gerardpaloma: (yep)
08:47 (1491) Hank: (Hmm, OK so Hank's useless then)
08:47 (1482) gerardpaloma: (he can shoot himself)
08:47 (1486) Megan: (( I vote for that. ))
08:47 (1588) Bended Gender: (( hank can go get himself another drink to dull the throbbing at the back of his head ))
08:47 (1491) Hank: Barely even able to see the targets, Hank figures that he can make up for his infintesimal chances of hitting with sheer volume.
08:49 (1491) Hank: Double Action, 6 snap shots, effective range 800 meters. [1d10 + 18 - 8 - 40] -> [7,18,-8,-40] = (-23)
08:49 (1491) Hank: [1d10 + 18 - 8 - 40] -> [9,18,-8,-40] = (-21)
08:49 (1482) gerardpaloma: (lol)
08:49 (1491) Hank: [1d10 + 18 - 8 - 40] -> [7,18,-8,-40] = (-23)
08:49 (1491) Hank: [1d10 + 18 - 8 - 40] -> [6,18,-8,-40] = (-24)
08:49 (1491) Hank: [1d10 + 18 - 8 - 40] -> [10,18,-8,-40] = (-20)
08:49 (1491) Hank: [1d10 + 18 - 8 - 40] -> [4,18,-8,-40] = (-26)
08:49 (1491) Hank: [-20 + 1d10] -> [-20,9] = (-11)
08:49 (1588) Bended Gender: (( that's got to be the highest mof I've ever seen. ))
08:50 (1491) Hank: (Does he shoot himself? In the face?)
08:50 (1486) Megan: (( Does he have a face left? ))
08:50 (1482) gerardpaloma: The shots go everywhere but where Hank is aiming. He manages to hit: himself or innocent bystanders? [1d2] -> [2] = (2)
08:51 (1482) gerardpaloma: He hits [1d6] -> [5] = (5) innocent bystanders.
08:51 (1482) gerardpaloma: (LOL)
08:51 (1486) Megan: (( Dang. ))
08:51 (1588) Bended Gender: (( lol ))
08:51 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d5] -> [3] = (3) of them die instantly.
08:51 (1486) Megan: (( They killed my daddy! Erp! Now they done killed me! ))
08:51 (1588) Bended Gender: (( and you call Tommy a heartless killer. ))
08:51 (1482) gerardpaloma: (oh jesus, can't breathe)
08:51 (1486) Megan: (( Tommy puts thought into it. Hank's just drunk. ))
08:52 (1588) Bended Gender: (( *gets an idea* ))
08:52 (1486) Megan: (( *gets scared* ))
08:52 (1482) gerardpaloma: (woo! Megan's turn)
08:52 (1486) Megan: (( Is two pistol dead? ))
08:53 (1588) Bended Gender: (( well, you and angelo both have all the delightful extra holes... ))
08:53 (1482) gerardpaloma: (nope)
08:53 (1482) gerardpaloma: (that's #5)
08:53 (1486) Megan: (( What the hell. ))
08:53 ** (1486) Megan fires at #5. **
08:53 (1486) Megan: [1d10+8] -> [9,8] = (17)
08:53 (1482) gerardpaloma: (eh, we'll call it a hit. Roll location)
08:53 (1486) Megan: (( Let's not think about what Tommy would do with those holes. ))
08:53 (1573) Bended Gender (exit): 20:53
08:53 (1486) Megan: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: (oh christ, d20)
08:54 (1588) Bended Gender: (( and again ))
08:54 (1486) Megan: [1d20] -> [13] = (13)
08:54 (1588) Bended Gender: (( even better ))
08:54 (1482) gerardpaloma: (oh god, right in the neck. With a broadhead)
08:54 (1486) Megan: (( About damn time. ))
08:55 (1482) gerardpaloma: (I don't even know how much damage those do, but it doesn't really matter) Mr Twin Pistols takes an arrow in the neck. Blood spurts like a geyser, all over the remaining riflemen.
08:55 (1588) Bended Gender: (( skeet skeet skeet ))
08:55 (1486) Megan: (( It's raining men! ))
08:55 (1482) gerardpaloma: Who now take their shots, at: Paden, Chase or Megan? [1d3] -> [1] = (1)
08:55 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d3] -> [1] = (1)
08:55 (1491) Hank: (Hallelujah!)
08:55 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+14] -> [5,14] = (19)
08:56 (1486) Megan: (( Megan can't take any more shots. ))
08:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+15] -> [8,15] = (23)
08:56 (1588) Bended Gender: (( god bless mother nature. ))
08:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: Two bullets for Paden.
08:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
08:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [4] = (4)
08:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: One in the arm, let's see: [1d10}
08:56 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
08:57 (1482) gerardpaloma: Shot to the right hand.
08:57 (1588) Bended Gender: hmm
08:57 (1588) Bended Gender: (( injured? -1 to rolls? ))
08:57 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hand is debilitating)
08:57 (1588) Bended Gender: (( hand shot off? ))
08:58 (1486) Megan: (( We'll see what Chase feels about a man who can't shoot. ))
08:58 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden's right hand is crippled, and he loses three fingers. (-10 to all rolls with that hand)
08:59 (1588) Bended Gender: (( action point, reroll that 23? ))
09:00 (1486) Megan: (( Didn't Paden already use his ap? ))
09:00 (1482) gerardpaloma: (Yeah, I thought Paden used it. I don't even remember)
09:00 (1588) Bended Gender: (( I know chase did. Unless something happened when I was disconnected. ))
09:00 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hmm.
09:00 (1486) Megan: (( What about way back when when you got shot on the roof? ))
09:00 (1482) gerardpaloma: (new action points every session)
09:00 (1588) Bended Gender: (( I thought it was per session ))
09:01 (1486) Megan: (( Oooh, I thought it was one per person, the end. ))
09:01 (1482) gerardpaloma: (I think it is still available. But everyone else has used an AP. Because there's been 3 APs used, I know that)
09:01 (1588) Bended Gender: (( roll that again, biznitch! ))
09:01 ** (1588) Bended Gender prays **
09:02 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10+15] -> [4,15] = (19)
09:02 (1482) gerardpaloma: (still a hit)
09:02 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
09:02 (1482) gerardpaloma: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
09:02 (1588) Bended Gender: fuzzit.
09:02 (1482) gerardpaloma: But it embeds in the wall instead of Paden's hand.
09:02 (1588) Bended Gender: woots
09:02 (1486) Megan: (( Lucky bitch. ))
09:02 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 8.
09:02 (1588) Bended Gender: Paden [1d10+21] -> [4,21] = (25) Chase [1d10+24] -> [9,24] = (33)
09:02 (1486) Megan: [1d10+10] -> [6,10] = (16)
09:03 (1482) gerardpaloma: (playing the part of #8 and 9, it's our own arthurtuxedo!)
09:03 (1486) Megan: (( *claps* ))
09:03 (1588) Bended Gender: (( fucker ))
09:03 (1486) Megan: (( You better not shoot me, monkeyboy. ))
09:03 (1491) Hank: Hank pulls the trigger on his pistol, and it's a hangfire. "Huh?" he says and looks down the barrel. The gun goes off and splatters his brains all over the ground and the clothes of nearby innocents.
09:03 (1588) Bended Gender: lol
09:04 (1486) Megan: (( Sweet. ))
09:04 (1491) #8 and #9: #8: [1d10 + 14] -> [2,14] = (16)
09:04 (1491) #8 and #9: #9: [1d10 + 15] -> [1,15] = (16)
09:04 (1588) Bended Gender: (( well, I would have preferred the lingering death from the subcranial melatonin ))
09:04 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase, Paden, then Megan and the dickwads at the same time.
09:04 (1482) gerardpaloma: (hematoma)
09:04 (1486) Megan: (( Is that like a tan inside? ))
09:05 (1482) gerardpaloma: (no, it's like bleeding inside)
09:05 (1588) Bended Gender: Chase fires at #8's head. [1d10+22] -> [1,22] = (23) [1d20] -> [9] = (9)
09:05 (1588) Bended Gender: fuck
09:05 (1588) Bended Gender: [23-1d10] -> [23,-7] = (16)
09:05 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase misses.
09:06 (1588) Bended Gender: Paden fires at #9's head. [1d10+18] -> [4,18] = (22) [1d20] -> [16] = (16)
09:06 (1588) Bended Gender: bloody hell
09:06 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden misses.
09:06 ** (1486) Megan fires at 8's head. **
09:06 (1486) Megan: [1d10+8] -> [9,8] = (17)
09:06 (1482) gerardpaloma: Megan misses.
09:07 (1491) #8 and #9: #8 and #9 dive for cover.
09:07 (1486) Megan: (( Where? ))
09:07 (1588) Bended Gender: (( the dirt ))
09:08 (1491) #8 and #9: (Could be plenty of things, nearby columns for those wooden awnings, wagons, etc.)
09:08 (1482) gerardpaloma: 8 and 9 find cover worth [1d6] -> [1] = (1) points of resistance each.
09:08 (1491) #8 and #9: (Pah! OK, can I retcon that? They wouldn't dive for such shitty cover)
09:09 (1482) gerardpaloma: (sure)
09:09 (1491) #8 and #9: #8: Called shot at someone's general head. 1 = Paden, 2 = Chase, 3 = Megan
09:10 (1491) #8 and #9: [1d10 + 14 - 2 - 4] -> [6,14,-2,-4] = (14)
09:10 (1491) #8 and #9: #9: Called shot at someone's general head. 1 = Paden, 2 = Chase, 3 = Megan [1d3] -> [3] = (3)
09:10 (1491) #8 and #9: [1d10 + 15 - 2 - 4] -> [8,15,-2,-4] = (17)
09:10 (1491) #8 and #9: (woot!)
09:10 (1482) gerardpaloma: (and he woots)
09:10 (1588) Bended Gender: :(
09:11 (1486) Megan: (( Did I just die? ))
09:11 (1482) gerardpaloma: General headshot with a rifle, against...12 hp. Yeah, that's a killshot.
09:12 (1486) Megan: (( You fuckshit, art. ))
09:12 (1491) #8 and #9: (Not necessarily, it's a coma shot I think)
09:12 (1482) gerardpaloma: (right, roll willpower)
09:12 (1588) Bended Gender: (( Chase weeps for what she can never know.))
09:12 (1486) Megan: (( With the minus 2, right? *G* ))
09:12 (1482) gerardpaloma: (yep)
09:12 (1486) Megan: [1d10+6] -> [1,6] = (7)
09:12 (1486) Megan: [1d10-7] -> [10,-7] = (3)
09:13 (1482) gerardpaloma: Megan takes a bullet in the brainpan, squish!
09:13 (1482) gerardpaloma: Round 9
09:13 (1491) #8 and #9: (Tee hee. Can honestly say I've never killed a PC when I wasn't the GM before)
09:13 (1588) Bended Gender: Paden [1d10+21] -> [1,21] = (22) Chase [1d10+24] -> [8,24] = (32)
09:13 (1491) #8 and #9: #8: [1d10 + 14] -> [10,14] = (24)
09:13 (1486) RIP: (( I'm glad to amuse you, sir. ))
09:13 (1491) #8 and #9: #9: [1d10 + 15] -> [1,15] = (16)
09:13 (1491) #8 and #9: [24 + 1d10] -> [24,10] = (34)
09:14 (1491) #8 and #9: [34 + 1d10] -> [34,5] = (39)
09:14 (1491) #8 and #9: (wow)
09:14 (1588) Bended Gender: (( I thought init wasn't an open roll ))
09:15 (1491) #8 and #9: (As far as I remember, everything's open except Magic)
09:15 (1482) gerardpaloma: 8, Chase, Paden, and 9.
09:15 (1588) Bended Gender: (( okee ))
09:16 (1482) gerardpaloma: (go, mfer)
09:16 (1491) #8 and #9: #8: Called general headshot at [1d2] -> [1] = (1).
09:16 (1491) #8 and #9: #8 fires off a shot at Paden's forehead. [1d10 + 14 - 2 - 4] -> [9,14,-2,-4] = (17)
09:16 (1491) #8 and #9: (Wootage!)
09:17 (1482) gerardpaloma: Roll willpower, Paden.
09:17 (1491) #8 and #9: (Daddy's rolling hot tonight!)
09:17 (1588) Bended Gender: sec
09:18 (1491) #8 and #9: (After all, what good is ending a campaign if everyone doesn't go out in a blaze of glory, Wild Bunch style?)
09:18 (1491) #8 and #9: (Well, Chase might still survive)
09:18 (1588) Bended Gender: [1d10+6] -> [7,6] = (13)
09:18 (1486) RIP: (( Not at the rate you're going. ))
09:18 (1491) #8 and #9: (And Paden might eventually wake up)
09:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden take the round in the middle of his forehead. He's got a thick skull, so the bullet doesn't kill him, but he'll be in a deep sleep for [1d6] -> [3] = (3) months.
09:19 (1491) #8 and #9: (Maybe he'll wake up at the same time as Sam. They can be coma buddies!)
09:19 (1588) Bended Gender: Chase fires at #8's head. [1d10+22] -> [1,22] = (23) [1d20] -> [9] = (9)
09:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: Actually, that coma will last 9 weeks.
09:19 (1588) Bended Gender: [1d20+6] -> [9,6] = (15)
09:19 (1588) Bended Gender: fuck fuckity fuck fuck
09:19 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase can't win, she misses again.
09:20 (1588) Bended Gender: [23-1d10] -> [23,-3] = (20)
09:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: (wait, hold on...)
09:20 (1482) gerardpaloma: (oh, that's just barely a miss. Forgot she was still firing at the same guy. Needed a 21)
09:20 (1491) #8 and #9: #9 shoots at Chase's head. [1d10 + 15 - 4 - 2] -> [10,15,-4,-2] = (19)
09:20 (1491) #8 and #9: [19 + 1d10] -> [19,9] = (28)
09:20 (1491) #8 and #9: [1d20] -> [3] = (3)
09:21 (1491) #8 and #9: (Oh yeah! I am the Grim Reaper! Woohoo!)
09:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: Willpower roll for Chase.
09:21 (1588) Bended Gender: [1d10+6] -> [1,6] = (7)
09:21 (1588) Bended Gender: more fuck
09:21 (1491) #8 and #9: (Although I think she's just Incapacitated, since she has 13 HP)
09:21 (1482) gerardpaloma: But a general head shot is times 2.
09:22 (1491) #8 and #9: (But the rifle only does 8 damage, *2 is 16. That's less than 150% of total HP)
09:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: Oh, I see. Yeah, that is incapacitating.
09:22 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase goes down for a 10 count, but she's still alive. Barely.
09:23 (1486) RIP: (( Hang in there, baby! ))
09:23 (1491) #8 and #9: "Woohoo we got the nigger and his friends, Elmer! Let's go get drunk. Yeehaw!"
09:23 (1491) #8 and #9: #8 and #9 shuffle off to the nearest tavern.
09:23 (1588) Bended Gender: I want to know where the fuck tim ran off to.
09:23 (1486) RIP: Oh yeah.
09:23 (1588) Bended Gender: I am so going to haunt his ass.
09:24 (1486) RIP: Me too.
09:24 (1482) gerardpaloma: Tim, who was hiding the whole time, chooses this moment to come rushing out of the office. He fires his twin pistols twice at each riflemen, hitting them both in the back. The drop dead in the dirt.
09:24 (1491) arthurtuxedo: (Let me just say it was a pleasure to own you guys in the faces :) )
09:24 (1486) RIP: (( Be careful saying that to a girl, big daddy. ;) ))
09:24 (1588) Bended Gender: You wait for it, bitch.
09:24 (1588) Bended Gender: skeet skeet skeet
09:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: After a few moments, the undertaker comes over to measure the bodies. Doc Brown hurries over to tend the wounded. It's just another day in Tombstone, Arizona.
09:25 (1482) gerardpaloma: **End Campaign**
09:25 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Woot!
09:25 (1491) arthurtuxedo: That was so rad
09:25 (1486) Nikoda: For you.
09:25 (1486) Nikoda: You bitch.
09:25 (1588) Bended Gender: Okay, truth time. When and what was Paden's sealed fate?
09:25 (1486) Nikoda: You poo flinging monkey bitch.
09:25 ** (1491) arthurtuxedo showboats **
09:26 (1588) Bended Gender: Hey, Art gets to gloat. Cleavon got shot in the face fair and square.
09:26 ** (1486) Nikoda attacks art with tickles. **
09:26 (1486) Nikoda: So did I. Twice.
09:26 (1482) gerardpaloma: Paden was going to get shot in the back, at the bar, during session 11. But since we didn't make it that far, Paden's fate was sealed before it was sealed.
09:26 (1588) Bended Gender: Of course, we still get to mock him for shooting himself. (sam)
09:26 (1486) Nikoda: I wonder what happens to Sam.
09:26 (1486) Nikoda: He's the only one that lived.
09:26 ** (1486) Nikoda laughs. **
09:27 (1486) Nikoda: That's very funny.
09:27 (1491) arthurtuxedo: No. Paden and Chase lived.
09:27 (1588) Bended Gender: Sort of.
09:27 (1486) Nikoda: Oh, right.
09:27 (1482) gerardpaloma: Sam would have died in a hailf of gunfire during Session 7, if he hadn't shot his damn self before that.
09:27 (1491) arthurtuxedo: They'll probably shoot him when he tries to steal one of their horses as he skips town to avoid paying his medical bills.
09:28 (1486) Nikoda: Probably. They're not a terribly forgiving lot.
09:28 (1588) Bended Gender: how long until chase recovers?
09:28 (1482) gerardpaloma: Chase will regain consciousness in [1d10] -> [1] = (1) minutes.
09:28 (1486) Nikoda: My baby that could have been.
09:29 ** (1486) Nikoda sniffles. **
09:29 (1482) gerardpaloma: How long does it take to go down a damage state?
09:29 (1482) gerardpaloma: An hour?
09:29 (1491) arthurtuxedo: 1 day
09:29 (1482) gerardpaloma: Ok.
09:29 (1491) arthurtuxedo: With proper medical care
09:29 (1588) Bended Gender: day
09:29 (1482) gerardpaloma: So Chase will be back to normal in 4 days.
09:30 (1482) gerardpaloma: But Paden will be in a coma for 9 weeks.
09:30 (1486) Nikoda: Poor Paden.
09:30 (1588) Bended Gender: right
09:30 (1482) gerardpaloma: What was Sam's coma status?
09:30 (1588) Bended Gender: don't rightly recall
09:30 (1486) Nikoda: I wonder if Sam kicks his feet and whines like a dog when he sleeps.
09:30 (1588) Bended Gender: he was going to be out for some time
09:31 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Sam was out for 6 full months, IIRC
09:31 (1482) gerardpaloma: Poor bastard.
09:32 (1482) gerardpaloma: Cleavon died fair and square, and Chase would have too, if not for Megan giving herself up. As it was, Megan couldn't save herself.
09:32 ** (1486) Nikoda snifs. **
09:32 (1486) Nikoda: Valiant Megan.
09:32 (1482) gerardpaloma: A goddamn hero.
09:32 (1486) Nikoda: She was really hot, too.
09:32 (1486) Nikoda: She and Chase coulda had some major HLA.
09:32 (1486) Nikoda: I totally would have done that.
09:32 ** (1588) Bended Gender curses his connection **
09:33 (1482) gerardpaloma: I'll get the chatlog posted so CS can check out what he missed.
09:33 (1588) Bended Gender: I would have used paden's ap to save chase again. But you'd have gotten shot in the head later anyway.
09:33 (1486) Nikoda: Yeah.
09:33 (1486) Nikoda: Ah well.
09:33 (1486) Nikoda: Thankfully, I consider most of these characters fun but ultimately throw-away because none of them have any real life-expectantcy.
09:34 (1588) Bended Gender: I fully expected Chase to live.
09:34 (1486) Nikoda: And she does.
09:34 (1482) gerardpaloma: Bickety bam, the mother fucker is posted.
09:34 (1486) Nikoda: I prefer to expect them to die then get all happy when they don't.
09:34 (1486) Nikoda: But that way I don't get really attached and really freak out.
09:34 (1486) Nikoda: Because I would.
09:35 ** (1486) Nikoda is crazy. **
09:35 (1491) arthurtuxedo: That's why I like the short campaign format. Most gaming groups carry on a single campaign for years with the same characters. After a while, people are so attached to their characters that they don't want anything bad to happen to them, which makes for boringness.
09:35 (1482) gerardpaloma: www.tensidedrpg.com/campaigns/active/log/07-24-06.htm
09:35 (1491) arthurtuxedo: I like short campaigns that are over in 10-20 sessions and have a single main plot.
09:35 (1486) Nikoda: It didn't work.
09:35 ** (1486) Nikoda clicks it again. **
09:36 (1486) Nikoda: Not Found
09:36 ** (1486) Nikoda looks at gerard. **
09:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: shit, forgot the west part between active and log.
09:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: active/west/log
09:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: www.tensidedrpg.com/campaigns/active/west/log/07-24-06.htm
09:36 (1588) Bended Gender: I enjoyed the fantasy and wild west campaigns. a nice short campaign - good follow up for the year long cyberpunk one
09:36 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Yeah. That one was an exception to the rule
09:36 (1482) gerardpaloma: I'm glad you guys liked it. Only my second full campaign right there.
09:37 (1491) arthurtuxedo: But I don't think it dragged.
09:37 (1486) Nikoda: Well, you done good.
09:37 ** (1486) Nikoda pats gerard on the back. **
09:37 (1482) gerardpaloma: Obviously, I'm still learning, but I'm a lot better than when I started.
09:37 (1491) arthurtuxedo: And as sorry as I am not to have any more rootin', tootin' Western sessions for a while, I'm twice as psyched about wearing spandex and a cape
09:37 (1482) gerardpaloma: Second full campaign with a group, anyway. I don't know how many single games Art and I have played.
09:37 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Serenity Springs 2! Woot!
09:37 (1482) gerardpaloma: Hehe
09:37 ** (1486) Nikoda isn't so sure about seing art in spandex and a cape. **
09:38 ** (1482) gerardpaloma gets a shiver down his back. **
09:38 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Alright, well forget the cape
09:38 (1588) Bended Gender: will that be hero or villain?
09:38 (1491) arthurtuxedo: ;)
09:38 (1482) gerardpaloma: I'm pretty much set on villain.
09:38 (1486) Nikoda: Will I have to wear one of those outfits?
09:38 (1491) arthurtuxedo: I think I'll be Talon and Foematic 2000
09:38 (1482) gerardpaloma: As much as I'd like to do a revisit of SENTINEL, in my experience, revisits tend to suck ass.
09:38 (1588) Bended Gender: okay, the last character I made is still good for that.
09:39 (1588) Bended Gender: Though art still has to include parameters for teleporting other people and things.
09:39 (1486) Nikoda: Through walls: bad.
09:39 ** (1486) Nikoda is reminded of Venture Brothers and laughs. **
09:39 (1588) Bended Gender: I wasn't going to bring back ghost. I would have looked for something different.
09:39 (1588) Bended Gender: ha ha! (heart) Venture bros.
09:39 (1482) gerardpaloma: Yeah, I'm not saying we're going to start next weekend. Probably sometime next month. We'll probably get the fantasy game going first, and then SS2, I presume.
09:40 (1491) arthurtuxedo: CorSec remembers Friend-o-Matic 2000, of course. Well, he finally did catch up with Talon, but Talon won the fight and repgrogrammed him to follow Talon's orders. So now FOM2K still thinks he's programmed to uphold law and order, but his actions are completely contradictory to that
09:40 (1482) gerardpaloma: ER-ROR! ER-ROR!
09:40 (1588) Bended Gender: woot
09:40 (1588) Bended Gender: ER-ROR!
09:40 (1486) Nikoda: Sounds like fun.
09:41 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Talon of course escaped from SENTINEL's clutches, and harbors a grudge against Gilgamesh for smashing his stuff
09:41 (1588) Bended Gender: 8D
09:41 (1588) Bended Gender: ME AM HUNGRY!
09:41 (1486) Nikoda: Dude! You're wailing on my junk!
09:41 (1588) Bended Gender: SOMEONES PLAY BLOCKY GAME!
09:41 ** (1486) Nikoda needs to see her husband off to work. **
09:41 (1491) arthurtuxedo: That's the one :)
09:41 (1588) Bended Gender: alrighty
09:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: Alright then, see you guys Thursday?
09:42 (1486) Nikoda: It was fun, guys! I'll see you later!
09:42 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Yeah, I gotta go as well. Was a blast, everyone. Thanks for the campaign, Heath
09:42 (1486) Nikoda: Bye!
09:42 (1482) gerardpaloma: My pleasure, folks.
09:42 ** (1491) arthurtuxedo waves **
09:42 (1486) Nikoda (exit): 21:42
09:42 (1588) Bended Gender: word
09:42 (1491) arthurtuxedo: Disconnecting from server...
09:42 (1491) arthurtuxedo (exit): 21:42
09:42 (1531) Milla Rell: Thursday? Whats then?
09:42 (1588) Bended Gender: mafia
09:42 (1531) Milla Rell: Ah