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05:56 (4511) arthurtuxedo (enter): 17:56
05:56 (2819) Thev=Kale (enter): 17:56
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05:56 (4466) Isam (enter): 17:56
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05:56 (4419) Klaus (enter): 17:56
05:56 (4502) Samantha (enter): 17:56
05:56 (4468) Tai (enter): 17:56
05:56 (4509) nutritious (enter): 17:56
05:56 (4510) gerardpaloma (enter): 17:56
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05:56 Moving to room 'Tensided'..
05:56 (4511) arthurtuxedo (enter): 17:56
05:56 Server Administrator->
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
05:56 (4510) gerardpaloma (enter): 17:56
05:56 (4512) Tommy (enter): 17:56
05:56 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Ruh roh
05:56 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Raggie!
05:57 (4512) Tommy: You ginni muddafuckas
05:57 (4510) gerardpaloma: Like, shut the fuck up, Scoob!
05:57 (4512) Tommy: I can totally hear Kasey Casem saying that, too.
05:57 (4510) gerardpaloma: lol
05:57 (4510) gerardpaloma: Like, we're gonna take this one back to 1955, Scoob!
05:58 (4512) Tommy: Holy shit, Scoob! The phantom's going to fuck you in the ass!
05:58 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Hehe
05:58 (4510) gerardpaloma: rofl
05:59 (4516) Nikoda (enter): 17:59
05:59 (4517) Christian (enter): 17:59
06:00 (4512) Tommy: 8D
06:00 (4512) Tommy: word!
06:00 (4517) Christian: I'm hurrying as fast as I can.
06:00 (4516) Sophia: Indeed.
06:00 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Heya
06:00 (4517) Christian: Hello
06:00 ** (4516) Sophia waves. **
06:01 (4517) Christian: Man, every time i log on I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue...
06:01 (4512) Tommy: Sucks, huh?
06:02 ** (4510) gerardpaloma whips out a flamethrower and attacks the darkness. **
06:02 ** (4517) Christian buys some Teriyaki here... it'll taste better because he's still alive. **
06:02 (4517) Christian: Yes, it does.
06:03 ** (4516) Sophia casts magic missle into the dark. **
06:03 ** (4517) Christian throws the darkness through a window **
06:03 (4516) Sophia: Can you do that?
06:03 ** (4512) Tommy swings his +9 to ogre slaying knife around, hoping to woo some girls. So he can do them. **
06:04 (4517) Christian: You can cast magic missile at it, I don't see why you couldn't throw it through a window. Might need a big window, though.
06:05 (4517) Christian: I think there's a band called the Darkness, and a comic book, so any of those would work really.
06:05 (4512) Tommy: I think I'll make some major changes to my villain. Found a great pic and I'm 'shopping it so it'll work.
06:06 (4517) Christian: You could be the Defenistrator... or Six-Pac.
06:06 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Hmm, what kind of major changes?
06:06 (4511) arthurtuxedo: No more teleporting people?
06:06 (4510) gerardpaloma: Rick James used to call Charlie Murphy "Darkness." Although Charlie Murphy's hilarious, so I don't know why you'd wanna throw him through a window....
06:06 (4512) Tommy: More basic than the powers. I'm thinking sex change.
06:06 ** (4516) Sophia laughs. **
06:07 (4517) Christian: I understand you can get that done pretty cheap in thailand.
06:07 (4512) Tommy: We all know the boob thing can be done over a weekend.
06:07 (4512) Tommy: Marcao needs someone to obsess over anyway.
06:07 ** (4516) Sophia doesn't want to think about larger breasts. **
06:07 (4517) Christian: I do think i'd want to throw the band The Darkness through a window. Or cast magic missile at them.
06:08 ** (4512) Tommy wipes drool from Christian's chin because he is thinking about larger breasts. **
06:08 (4512) Tommy: Why decide? Do both.
06:08 (4516) Sophia: Then unleash those crazy raccoons in Olympia on them for good measure.
06:09 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Talon isn't good with women (hence the psycho killer thing)
06:09 (4517) Christian: oooh... Maybe I could throw them through a window and then cast MM at them before they hit the ground, if it were high enough.
06:09 (4516) Sophia: So you're basing him off yourself, then?
06:09 (4516) Sophia:
06:09 (4510) gerardpaloma: BURN!!
06:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Yeah, especially the psycho killer part. Lock your doors! Muahahahahaha
06:10 ** (4516) Sophia is somehow less than scared. **
06:11 (4512) Tommy: o_O
06:11 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4510) gerardpaloma...
06:11 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4512) Tommy...
06:11 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4516) Sophia...
06:11 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4517) Christian...
06:12 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Shall we kick this shit off?
06:12 (4517) Christian: sure?
06:12 ** (4516) Sophia puts on her boots. **
06:12 (4511) arthurtuxedo: What session is this? *checks*
06:12 (4510) Tony: Fuck yeah!
06:12 (4512) Tommy: 5
06:12 (4516) Sophia: Fourth?
06:12 (4516) Sophia: Fifth?
06:12 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Actually, I don't have any of my files open. *opens*
06:13 (4516) Sophia: Way to be prepared.
06:13 (4516) Sophia: Someone wasn't a boy scout.
06:13 (4510) Tony: I think we should smack Art *smacks*
06:13 (4511) arthurtuxedo: I stole the boy scouts' lunch money
06:13 (4517) Christian: I was a boy scout for like 4 months.
06:13 (4511) arthurtuxedo: ...or maybe they stole mine
06:13 ** (4516) Sophia laughs. **
06:13 ** (4516) Sophia was in the girl scouts, but it got in the way of softball. **
06:14 (4510) Tony: Boy scouts are gay.
06:14 ** (4516) Sophia wore her softball uniform to one meeting...a rather important meeting, and that was it for her. **
06:14 (4512) Tommy: I'm betting at least more than half of you recognize the original "who", but I'm still stealing it. Because I'm a villain. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/outersanctum/midnighter.jpg
06:14 ** (4516) Sophia looks at Christian. **
06:14 (4516) Sophia: You're gay?
06:14 (4516) Sophia: What the hell?
06:14 (4517) Christian: ...then my dad got tired of being the only parent involved with the.. pack, or whatever it was called, and we quit.
06:14 (4517) Christian: I was gay for 4 months.
06:14 (4516) Sophia: Damn.
06:15 (4512) Tommy: It was college! Everyone was experimenting!
06:15 (4510) Tony: I think everybody's gay for about 4 months, though.
06:15 (4517) Christian: I think I was 7 at the time, so that didn't really go anywhere.
06:15 (4512) Tommy: For four, bright shiny months, I was fabulous.
06:15 (4510) Tony: CS: I have no idea who that is, or who it's supposed to be a drawing of.
06:15 ** (4516) Sophia laughs. **
06:15 ** (4516) Sophia ooohs over the picture. **
06:15 (4517) Christian: yeah, that character looks famillier, but no idea.
06:16 (4512) Tommy: alrighty, just a sec
06:16 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Not ringing any bells for me either
06:17 (4517) Christian: I guess it might just be the style of the art, though.
06:17 (4512) Tommy: You uncultured swine. http://comicartcommunity.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=20737&mode=search
06:17 ** (4516) Sophia oinks. **
06:18 ** (4516) Sophia has no idea who that is. **
06:18 (4512) Tommy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28DC_Comics%29
06:18 ** (4516) Sophia thinks she's hot, though. **
06:18 (4516) Sophia: Oooh, DC.
06:18 ** (4516) Sophia only ever read her brother's hand me down Marvel comics. **
06:19 ** (4516) Sophia mostly Wolverine. **
06:19 (4517) Christian: I never read much vertigo.
06:19 (4510) Tony: Well alrighty then
06:19 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Well if that's Death, then I'm gonna go load my gun. See you folks on the other side!
06:19 ** (4516) Sophia laughs. **
06:20 (4512) Tommy: Yeah, and if the Devil really looked like Elizabeth Hurley, there'd be a lot more blood pacts sworn to her (it) by horny teen boys than you could shake a stick at.
06:20 (4512) Tommy: Including me.
06:20 (4517) Christian: ahh, I ment to read sandman... But you know, the circulation was really just too big for me.
06:21 ** (4516) Sophia just noticed her cat looks extremely frazzled. **
06:21 (4517) Christian: He looks fine to me.
06:21 (4516) Sophia: Wait until he walks by.
06:21 (4512) Tommy: (( http://www.rubyan.com/politics/archives/blue-screen-of-death.jpg ))
06:22 (4516) Sophia: Lovely.
06:22 ** (4516) Sophia watches Christian go look for the place to buy that shirt. **
06:22 (4510) Tony: Excuse me while I reboot
06:22 ** (4516) Sophia laughs. **
06:23 (4517) Christian: Nah, it looks like a photoshop job... heheh
06:23 (4511) arthurtuxedo: So I've got 4 pages written now on the sourcebook. Which doesn't sound like much, but I started with HtH combat, which is hard to write
06:23 (4517) Christian: True.
06:23 ** (4510) Tony woots **
06:24 ** (4512) Tommy woots as well. **
06:24 ** (4516) Sophia tosses an owl into the mix. **
06:24 (4517) Christian: O Rly?
06:24 (4516) Sophia: Srsly.
06:24 ** (4510) The Owl hoots **
06:25 (4511) arthurtuxedo: It's not really formatted at all, because that's Heath's job once I'm done with the writing, but it's got a pretty nice summary of the maneuvers you can do, and it's got updated Damage State tables for general health and for limbs
06:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Just thought I'd throw that out there. We ready to get started?
06:26 ** (4516) Sophia nods. **
06:26 (4517) Christian: sure
06:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: * * * Session 6 Start * * *
06:27 ** (4512) Tommy (( drops the plunger on the igniter and watches as the whole city explodes into a giant fire ball. )) **
06:27 (4517) Christian: (( there goes my plan to throw the city through the world's biggest window. ))
06:27 (4511) arthurtuxedo: It's been two days since the party at the Jewish Boss's mansion, and still they haven't called, which isn't unusual. People don't exactly need outside muscle every day. The group is driving home from a local bar at about 11 o' clock at night.
06:27 (4516) Sophia: (( I just realized you're making the window jokes because of the Defenistrator. ))
06:28 (4517) Christian: (( Yup. ))
06:29 (4517) Christian: (( a... mild mannered violin maker went on a rampage... wow. ))
06:29 (4511) arthurtuxedo: As the car turns onto your block, you see a bunch of young delinquents huddled around a trash fire. This is not normal for the neighborhood.
06:29 (4516) Sophia: (( There's something in the water in Olympia. ))
06:30 (4512) Tommy: (( better'n a normally patient watch dog going mideval on antique teddy bears ))
06:30 (4516) Sophia: (( That was awesome! ))
06:30 (4517) Christian: (( I dunno, that's just hilarious. ))
06:30 (4510) Tony: (where are they? Are they near our apartment?)
06:30 ** (4516) Sophia sees the kiddies and raises an eyebrow. **
06:30 ** (4517) Christian eyes the youths warily **
06:30 (4512) Tommy: Just keep drivin' Tony.
06:30 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (I laughed so hard when I read that I almost choked. Then I felt guilty for laughing)
06:30 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (They're near the apartment, yes)
06:31 (4512) Tommy: (( I felt bad for the dog. I wonder what the owner did that upset it. ))
06:31 (4516) Sophia: (( Maybe the dog just didn't like Elvis. ))
06:31 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The youths notice the car coming toward them. There are about half a dozen of them, and some have bats and 2 x 4's.
06:31 (4512) Tommy: (( we could hope ))
06:31 (4510) Tony: (wtf are you guys talking about?)
06:31 (4517) Christian: (( most dogs hate elvis. and they really hate Jelvis. ))
06:31 (4512) Tommy: (( you really don't know? ))
06:31 ** (4510) Tony honks the horn **
06:31 (4510) Tony: (no, I honestly don't)
06:32 (4516) Sophia: I believe those yutes mean us trouble.
06:32 (4512) Tommy: http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/02/britain.elvisbear.ap/index.html
06:32 (4516) Sophia: (( A doberman guard dog in England went crazy...Yeah, there... ))
06:32 (4510) Tony: (lol, that's hilarious)
06:32 (4512) Tommy: They don't know what they want. If they want trouble, I've got more trouble than they can handle.
06:33 (4510) Tony: ("The bear's owner is not pleased at all.")
06:33 (4510) Tony: (The sad part is, I bet they end up destroying the dog)
06:33 (4516) Sophia: (( I hope they don't do something stupid to the dog who, really, probably just went, "Look at all the chew toys! YES!" ))
06:33 (4512) Tommy: (( he can go fuck a tree. it's a goddamn stuffed bear that elvis probably came all over ))
06:33 (4516) Sophia: (( That's really a thought I needed in my head. ))
06:33 (4517) Christian: (( that is a hilarious mental image. ))
06:34 (4512) Tommy: (( you should join a game with alyrium. he's got all kinds of creepy shit like that in his "brain" ))
06:34 (4511) arthurtuxedo: They start yelling and posturing when the horn is honked and step out to block the road.
06:34 (4510) Tony: (one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to gooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhh)
06:34 (4516) Sophia: (( I'm in a game with him, sweetheart. ))
06:35 ** (4512) Tommy leans out the window and givges them a stern look. "You boys go home. We're not worth the trouble." **
06:35 (4512) Tommy: (sec)
06:35 (4517) Christian: (( I read the log from the game she's in him with... ))
06:35 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+6+9] -> [5,6,9] = (20)
06:35 (4512) Tommy: (intimidation)
06:35 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 10 + 2 + 4] -> [3,10,2,4] = (19)
06:36 (4512) Tommy: (( be thankful you weren't in sdn2 with him. there are things I'm still scrubbing out ))
06:36 ** (4510) Tony guns the engine. **
06:36 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (+2 for the numerical advantage, +4 for being drunk)
06:36 (4516) Sophia: (( Oh, come on, you know I'm just as bad, really. *G* ))
06:36 (4512) Tommy: (( no. not like that. don't even compare yourself to that... that... thing. ))
06:36 (4511) arthurtuxedo: They start to back down. "Yeah, yeah. Just you remember this is our block now! We own it!"
06:37 (4516) Sophia: Damn kids.
06:37 (4512) Tommy: (( do we want to deal with these punks? ))
06:37 (4517) Christian: (( would it be prudent to try and see what they're burning, or is it just garbage? ))
06:37 ** (4512) Tommy looks at the faces in the car, silently asking the question. **
06:37 (4516) Sophia: (( If they had loot or something other than freakin' 2x4s. ))
06:38 (4510) Tony: (are they still in the road?)
06:38 ** (4512) Tommy mutters when he's fully retracted into the car, "Yeah, yeah. Big man, you own the block." **
06:38 (4512) Tommy: (( See! Tommy knows restraint! ))
06:38 (4511) arthurtuxedo: They go back to huddle around their fires, still keeping an eye on the group. A couple of them flip off the party.
06:39 ** (4516) Sophia , a little tipsy, lifts up her skirt and moons them as they go by... ((if we go by, etc.)) **
06:39 (4512) Tommy: (( yeah, that'll incite a riot. ))
06:39 (4510) Tony: (wow, when Sophia drinks, she drinks. It's been two days since the party)
06:40 (4516) Sophia: (( Didn't we just come from a bar? ))
06:40 (4512) Tommy: (( well, we are coming back from the bar ))
06:40 (4517) Christian: (( we... are... coming home from the bar... ))
06:40 (4510) Tony: (oh, I see, we are. My bad, yo!)
06:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The boys go wild and rush toward the car, making cat calls and lewd remarks.
06:40 (4512) Tommy: (( oh, that reminds me. snakes on a plane: hilarious. ))
06:41 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Yeah? Sweet. We're probably gonna see that tomorrow0
06:41 ** (4516) Sophia flicks them off as she regains her seat. **
06:41 (4517) Christian: (( Do we shoot them now? ))
06:41 ** (4510) Tony draws his gun. "Back the fuck off!" **
06:41 (4512) Tommy: (( jesus, the one time I don't start shooting and what do you fuckers do? ))
06:41 (4511) arthurtuxedo: They stop in their tracks. The bravest one yells "Big man over there, hiding behind a heater!"
06:41 (4516) Sophia: (( Drunk people don't have good judgement. ))
06:42 (4512) Tommy: (( we kill them, the cops start sniffing around, next thing you know, we're in the big house up the river. ))
06:42 (4510) Tony: "You dipshits have 2 minutes to get the hell offa my block."
06:42 ** (4512) Tommy quietly pulls his piece out. (The 357, perverts) **
06:43 (4516) Sophia: (( At least I don't have Sophia pulling her gun and doing things to it with her mouth. *G* ))
06:43 (4511) arthurtuxedo: This new self-appointed leader looks somewhat worried, but he gets courage as he looks at his friend. "Yeah, well you and what army, pops? We got heaters, too. Just you wait and see."
06:43 (4512) Tommy: Stop the car.
06:43 ** (4516) Sophia pulls her gun and taps it against the window. **
06:44 (4516) Sophia: (( Ah, the time before CSI. Sweet. ))
06:44 ** (4510) Tony stops the car. "2 minutes." **
06:45 ** (4512) Tommy steps out of the car and points his gun at the leader's head. With a practiced coolness he states flatly, "Does he have to tell you again, or are you going to leave?" **
06:46 (4512) Tommy: (( I tried to hold back. But oh no, you had to push my buttons. ))
06:46 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Nothing in this kid's life has prepared him for staring down the barrel of a magnum revolver wielded by someone as scary as Tommy. Even with the booze and the boister, a puddle begins to form at the bottom of his pant leg. The others run.
06:46 ** (4516) Sophia watches Tommy, thinking there's something interesting in the way he moves. **
06:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The remaining one just sits there with piss on his pants, like a deer caught in the headlights.
06:47 (4512) Tommy: As the others flee, Tommy steps closer to the youth. "If I see any of your faces again I'm going to kill you where you stand. Then I'm going to kill your families. No get out of here."
06:48 ** (4510) Tony puts his gun away, and pulls the emergency brake. He steps out of the car and walks up to the youth. **
06:48 (4512) Tommy: (woot! I made someone wet themselves!)
06:48 (4510) Tony: As Tommy finishes his sentence, Tony cold-cocks the kid.
06:48 (4516) Sophia: (( Go you! ))
06:48 (4512) Tommy: (( Numfar! Do the dance of joy! ))
06:49 ** (4512) Tommy puts his gun away and calmly gets back in the car. **
06:49 (4516) Sophia: (( It's gotta be hard to run unconscious. Now should we take the kid home with us so Tommy has something to torture? ))
06:49 (4510) Tony: (hand to hand is HtH plus Coord, right?)
06:49 (4512) Tommy: (( he can run when (if) he wakes up ))
06:50 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (HtH plus Ath. It used to be HtH + ((Ath+Coord)/2), but I decided that was a pain in the ass.
06:50 (4510) Tony: [1d10+13] -> [4,13] = (17)
06:50 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10 - 10] -> [5,5,9,-10] = (9)
06:51 (4510) Tony: (location?)
06:51 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
06:51 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [4] = (4)
06:52 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Kidney. What a bastard)
06:53 (4510) Tony: (he'll be pissing blood for a week)
06:53 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Tony punches the kid right in the kidney. This shocks him out of his paralysis, and he runs away.
06:53 (4517) Christian: (( so the kid pees blood for awhile... It's a good learing experience. ))
06:53 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Builds character)
06:53 (4512) Tommy: (( puts hair on your chest ))
06:54 ** (4510) Tony walks back to the car and gets in. **
06:54 (4510) Tony: "What the hell was that about?"
06:54 (4512) Tommy: What? She started it.
06:55 ** (4516) Sophia giggles. **
06:55 (4516) Sophia: Did not.
06:55 (4510) Tony: "It was ret..ratic...one a dem questions that there ain't an answer for."
06:55 (4516) Sophia: Rhetoric?
06:55 (4512) Tommy: Oh.
06:55 ** (4516) Sophia giggles again. **
06:56 ** (4510) Tony releases the emergency brake and heads for the garage. **
06:56 ** (4516) Sophia starts to make a song of the word rhetoric, humming to herself. **
06:56 (4510) Tony: (err, street, rather, since there ain't a garage)
06:57 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The next morning rolls around, and everyone gets up and gets ready.
06:57 ** (4516) Sophia nurses a bit of a hangover. **
06:58 ** (4517) Christian lights up a fresh morning smoke. **
06:58 (4512) Tommy: I'm gettin tired of this waiting crap. The Jew bastards better call soon or I'll just murder all of them on principle.
06:58 (4516) Sophia: (( They're all on broadway touring with the Jew Man Group. ))
06:58 (4517) Christian: Maybe they're waiting for us to get those little hats.
06:58 ** (4510) Tony goes to work on the speedbag he bought recently to improve his pugilism skills. **
06:59 (4516) Sophia: (( Sure, can't say rhetoric, but he knows what pugilism is... ))
06:59 (4510) Tony: (fuckin a)
06:59 (4517) Christian: (( he'd been drinking? ))
06:59 (4516) Sophia: (( All right. ))
06:59 (4512) Tommy: Yeah, I ain't wearin' no doily on my head, neither.
06:59 ** (4516) Sophia shakes her head. **
07:00 (4516) Sophia: It wouldn't look right on ya anyway.
07:00 (4516) Sophia: You're not exactly a man of the cloth.
07:01 ** (4516) Sophia keeps her appreciativness of this to herself. **
07:02 (4512) Tommy: You got that right. What would God want with me? He's already got the devil.
07:03 (4517) Christian: Could be god needs somebody to shoot people for him. Carve somebody up every once and awhile. Never know.
07:03 (4516) Sophia: Might get on with one of those old gods from Mexico.
07:03 (4512) Tommy: (( karma doesn't have fists. so, maybe you are karma's fists. ))
07:03 (4516) Sophia: I hear they're into that sort of thing.
07:06 ** (4512) Tommy shrugs it off. "Yeah, well... " **
07:07 (4510) Tony: (hey CS, do I get a cookie because I recognize that reference?)
07:07 (4512) Tommy: (( yes. I'm glad someone said something. ))
07:07 (4511) arthurtuxedo: There is a sound of smashing glass on the street outside.
07:08 (4516) Sophia: (( We're trying to do laundry at the same time, so nyah. ))
07:08 ** (4512) Tommy looks out the window. **
07:08 ** (4516) Sophia wonders if it's their car. **
07:08 (4510) Tony: (let's see...second season starts 9/21. Woot!)
07:08 ** (4510) Tony stops hitting the speedbag and stands still. **
07:08 ** (4517) Christian lights another cig and wanders over to the window too **
07:09 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+6+9] -> [10,6,9] = (25)
07:09 (4512) Tommy: (spot)
07:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Looking out the window, Tommy sees a bunch of young thugs gathered outside. Now there are probably 12 of them, and the one that Tony punched has just taken a sledgehammer to the windshield of the group's car. They are all armed with some sort of weapon now. Most have bats and knives, but a few have pistols.
07:11 ** (4512) Tommy shouts out the window, "You little fuckers!" **
07:11 ** (4516) Sophia sighs. **
07:11 (4517) Christian: We shoulda shot them last night.
07:11 (4516) Sophia: We should just pick 'em off from up here.
07:12 ** (4510) Tony looks at Tommy for a moment, then disappears into his room. **
07:13 ** (4512) Tommy storms out the door, pistol in hand. Mr. Not So Nice Guy wasn't home anymore. Fuck with the devil, you get the horns. **
07:13 (4517) Christian: Because the police won't be able to figure that out.
07:13 (4516) Sophia: We're defending our property.
07:13 (4512) Tommy: (lol@phed)
07:13 (4510) Tony: A few moments later, Tony emerages from his room, holding a Thompson M1927. He slaps a clip in and follows Tommy out the door.
07:13 (4516) Sophia: They're threatening us.
07:13 (4516) Sophia: We could just call the cops now and let the cops deal with them.
07:13 ** (4517) Christian shrugs and goes to follow Tommy and Tony downstairs with his A5 **
07:14 ** (4516) Sophia contemplates staying out of it so the boys have someone to break them out of jail. **
07:15 ** (4512) Tommy makes his way down the stairs and outside. "You pissants have done it this time." Without another word or waiting to hear some hollow threat, Tommy starts shooting. [1d10+17] -> [6,17] = (23) (nearest punk's torso) **
07:15 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The trio burst through the door, Tommy first with the others close behind. "Hey! There's those sons of..." before he's cut off by the sound of a shot ringing out.
07:16 ** (4516) Sophia dies. **
07:16 ** (4516) Sophia shouldn't have been leaning out the window. **
07:17 (4516) Sophia: (( How far away are the brats from the window? ))
07:19 (4516) Sophia: (( /me buys art a frickin' ruler. ))
07:19 (4510) Tony: (shhh, he's special)
07:19 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (6 meters, but it's on the second story, so they can't reach with bats and knives)
07:20 (4516) Sophia: (( Yeah, but I can shoot at them and duck. ))
07:20 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Screw you and your straight lines! I don't need them!)
07:20 ** (4516) Sophia goes over to the front door and locks it in case the kiddies get extra brave. **
07:21 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 1d10 + 10] -> [7,4,10] = (21)
07:21 ** (4516) Sophia pulls out her gun and takes up position next to the window to hopefully pick a couple of the little shits off from a safe distance. **
07:21 (4511) arthurtuxedo: "Woah," Says the closest punk as he tries to juke out of the way.
07:21 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Not fast enough. (location)
07:21 (4512) Tommy: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
07:21 (4512) Tommy: [1d10] -> [1] = (1)
07:22 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Didn't you say torso? So only the 3 counts)
07:22 (4512) Tommy: (( i'm cool ))
07:22 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The bullet hits the punk in the chest and he drops.
07:23 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Round 1
07:23 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+16] -> [7,16] = (23)
07:23 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [5,19] = (24)
07:23 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 1d10 + 5] -> [6,8,5] = (19)
07:23 (4510) Tony: [1d10+20] -> [2,20] = (22)
07:23 (4517) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [9,18] = (27)
07:23 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 1. Christian
07:23 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 2. Tommy
07:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 3. Sophia
07:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 4. Tony
07:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 5. Punks
07:24 (4512) Tommy: (( wouldn't my shot technically be the start of round 1? or do I get a freebie 8D ))
07:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (That was a freebie because it was by surprise)
07:24 (4516) Sophia: (( Sweet! ))
07:24 (4517) Christian: (( Can i tell which ones have pistols or do i have to roll for that? ))
07:24 (4512) Tommy: (( come one, who here was surprised? ;) ))
07:25 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Need to roll spot to notice that)
07:25 (4517) Christian: (( damn... ))
07:25 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Christian's Spot AT is pretty good, looks like. Shouldn't have much trouble)
07:25 ** (4517) Christian level's his A5 on #11's torso and squeezes off a single round **
07:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Got to clear the door first. You don't have a line of sight right now)
07:26 (4517) Christian: (( that would take a full round though, and I just did something anyway. ))
07:26 (4517) Christian: (( good to know. ))
07:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (The red line is the door)
07:26 (4517) Christian: (( ahh... ok. ))
07:27 ** (4517) Christian steps outside of the door and surveys the situation ((assuming I can move and roll spot in same turn?)) **
07:27 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Sure)
07:27 (4517) Christian: (( Cool. ))
07:28 (4517) Christian: [1d10+8+5] -> [10,8,5] = (23)
07:28 (4517) Christian: [23+1d10] -> [23,3] = (26)
07:29 (4516) Sophia: (( Watching the cat be terrified of the bed is hilarious. ))
07:31 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Christian takes a second in all the motion and confusion to spot which punks have guns. #9 has a zip gun, 10 and 11 have revolvers, and 12 has a single-barreled, sawed-off shotgun.
07:32 (4512) Tommy: Tommy realizes a little too late the shit storm he just opened up. He doesn't give it a second thought though when he turns and shoots the next kid in the head. [1d10+17] -> [1,17] = (18)
07:32 (4512) Tommy: (( fuck ))
07:32 (4512) Tommy: [18-1d10] -> [18,-8] = (10)
07:33 ** (4516) Sophia aims at the torso of number 11 and fires when she gets a chance. [1d10+17] -> [5,17] = (22) **
07:33 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [8,5,7] = (20)
07:34 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The kid starts running and Tommy's shot misses.
07:34 (4516) Sophia: (( Some cold blooded killer you are. ))
07:35 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [Bad dice format] - [Kid's alertness: does he realize Sophia's pointing a gun at him5 DF 15, [1d10 + 1d10 + 5]
07:35 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 1d10 + 5] -> [3,4,5] = (12)
07:36 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Unaware that there is someone at the window, #11 doesn't get a chance to dodge.
07:36 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (location)
07:36 (4516) Sophia: [1d10] -> [4] = (4)
07:36 (4516) Sophia: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
07:38 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Hitting him in the right elbow, the shot cripples his arm, and he drops the gun, screaming.
07:38 ** (4510) Tony takes a step forward, leveling the Thompson at his target's center mass, and double taps the bastard who just smashed his windshield. [1d10+22] -> [2,22] = (24) **
07:39 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [6,5,7] = (18)
07:39 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [8] = (8)
07:39 ** (4516) Sophia is quite happy she made a hit and ducks down behind the window. **
07:39 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [1] = (1)
07:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The two shots hit the kid in the chest, and the second one goes through his spine. He drops. (Willpower: [1d10 + 1d10] -> [9,8] = (17))
07:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: He goes into a coma and is paralyzed.
07:41 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The punks bound forward in a mob.
07:41 (4516) Sophia: (( Damn punks. ))
07:42 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The gun-wielders take cover, except for #9, who lines up a shot.
07:43 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #2, having reached the group, starts swinging his bat. 1=Tony, 2 = Tommy. [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
07:43 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [4,5,1] = (10)
07:43 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Wow, that's pathetic)
07:44 (4516) Sophia: (( It got stuck on his hook hand. ))
07:44 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (HtH or dodge, whichever is higher)
07:44 (4510) Tony: [1d10+16] -> [2,16] = (18)
07:45 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Tony effortlessly dodges the clumsy attack.
07:45 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Round 2
07:45 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [8,5,3] = (16)
07:45 (4510) Tony: [1d10+22] -> [4,22] = (26)
07:45 (4517) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [4,18] = (22)
07:45 (4510) Tony: (shit, that should be plus 20)
07:45 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+16] -> [10,16] = (26)
07:46 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+26] -> [10,26] = (36)
07:46 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [6,19] = (25)
07:46 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Holy crap, 2 10's in a row)
07:46 (4516) Sophia: (( Figures. ))
07:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (You still get to roll another 1d10, just for kicks)
07:47 (4517) Christian: (( what penalties do I take when i fire at two different targets per round? wasn't it -4? ))
07:47 (4516) Sophia: (( Plus 36? ))
07:47 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+36] -> [2,36] = (38)
07:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Correct to both questions)
07:47 (4516) Sophia: (( That's kinda funny. ))
07:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 1. Sophia
07:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 2. Tommy
07:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 3. Tony
07:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 4. Christian
07:47 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 5. Punks
07:48 ** (4516) Sophia aims back at 11, wanting to finish the little bitch off. **
07:48 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+17] -> [9,17] = (26)
07:48 (4516) Sophia: [1d10] -> [5] = (5)
07:48 (4516) Sophia: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
07:48 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [8,5,1] = (14)
07:49 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The shot goes right through his lung, and he dies within seconds.
07:49 (4510) Tony: (ouch)
07:49 (4516) Sophia: (( Yay! ))
07:49 ** (4516) Sophia ducks back down behind the window. **
07:49 (4512) Tommy: Not surprised by the bold move from the thugs, Tommy's mouth twists into an evil grin. He aims at #2's head and pulls the trigger. [1d10+17] -> [5,17] = (22)
07:50 (4516) Sophia: (( Brb: Cheese! ))
07:50 (4512) Tommy: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
07:50 (4512) Tommy: [1d10] -> [4] = (4)
07:50 (4512) Tommy: oops
07:50 (4512) Tommy: [1d20] -> [10] = (10)
07:51 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [4,5,10] = (19)
07:52 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Actually, wait...)
07:52 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 6] -> [8,6] = (14)
07:53 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (That's a disarm attempt, since he's within HtH range. So you roll HtH AT as defense)
07:53 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+17] -> [6,17] = (23)
07:54 (4512) Tommy: (ath+hth?)
07:54 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Right)
07:54 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [7,5,4] = (16)
07:54 (4512) Tommy: (( okay. 23 v 14 8D ))
07:55 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The kid tries to get the gun from Tommy's hand before he can shoot, but Tommy bats his hand away and fires. The bullet blows the kid's left ear off.
07:55 (4516) Sophia: (( What? ))
07:55 (4510) Tony: The Thompson makes a slow typewriter sound as Tony double taps the dipshit to his left, and then swings to his right and double taps the other dipshit, both in the center mass. (#4 and 5) [1d10+22-4] -> [1,22,-4] = (19) [1d10+22-4] -> [10,22,-4] = (28)
07:56 (4510) Tony: (shit, a 1 on one side, and a 10 on the other)
07:56 (4516) Sophia: (( Good job1 ))
07:56 (4510) Tony: [19-1d10] -> [19,-5] = (14)
07:56 (4516) Sophia: (( Err..! ))
07:56 (4517) Christian: (( nice. Congratulations? ))
07:56 (4510) Tony: [28+1d10] -> [28,8] = (36)
07:56 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #5: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [8,5,7] = (20)
07:56 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #4: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [7,5,6] = (18)
07:56 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [6] = (6)
07:56 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
07:57 (4510) Tony: (that 10's gonna hur)
07:57 (4510) Tony: (hurT)
07:57 (4516) Sophia: (( It's gonna hurt so bad it hurs. ))
07:58 (4510) Tony: (what is that nonsense over there?)
07:58 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #5 zig zags as he approaches. #4 isn't that smart, and takes two bullets to the torso. One is a debilitating shot to the clavicle, while the other sends pieces of his heart all over the inside of his chest and out the hole in his back.
07:59 (4516) Sophia: (( Awww. ))
07:59 (4510) Tony: (that's pretty damn good, though. I couldn't draw like that with a mouse. Art couldn't draw like that with a pencil)
08:00 ** (4517) Christian brings the A5 up to his shoulder and fires a single round at #5's torso [1d10+18+6+5-4] -> [2,18,6,5,-4] = (27), twists left and fires a round at #8's torso[1d10+18+6+5-4] -> [1,18,6,5,-4] = (26). **
08:00 (4517) Christian: (( I think that's right ))
08:00 (4510) Tony: (gotta downgrade the 26)
08:01 (4517) Christian: (( oh... Ah, how much? ))
08:01 (4510) Tony: (by 1d10)
08:01 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Because you rolled a 1)
08:01 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (The numbers are right)
08:01 (4517) Christian: (( Dur, I totally missed that... ))
08:01 (4517) Christian: [1d10-26] -> [6,-26] = (-20)
08:02 (4517) Christian: (( damn my math skills are sharp tonight. ))
08:02 (4516) Sophia: (( Good job. There's your Mister Chief, but it's not that good. ))
08:03 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #5: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [7,5,2] = (14)
08:03 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #8: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [9,5,9] = (23)
08:03 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #5 takes a full blast of 12 ga buckshot in the chest. He twists and cavorts before hitting the ground, dead.
08:04 (4516) Sophia: (( Cavorting is fun! ))
08:04 (4517) Christian: (( He was all like 'Wheeeee!" ))
08:05 (4510) Tony: (the words "whee" and "buckshot" don't really go together, though)
08:05 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #12 gets into position behind the car, #10 takes aim. #9 fires. [1d4] -> [1] = (1)
08:05 (4516) Sophia: (( Sure they do! ))
08:05 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #9 shoots at Tommy.
08:05 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [6,5,6] = (17)
08:06 (4512) Tommy: (( do I get a dodge? ))
08:06 (4510) Tony: (no)
08:06 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (No, but there's a chance he'll hit one of his friends instead)
08:06 (4512) Tommy: (( I wasn't asking you! *cry* ))
08:06 (4510) Tony: (and you know why? Because you touch yourself at night)
08:06 (4516) Sophia: (( Don't we all? ))
08:06 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (1-2 = #6, 3-4 = #2, 5-6 = #7, 7-10 = Tommy) [1d10] -> [2] = (2)
08:06 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:06 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
08:07 (4510) Tony: (hmm, good point)
08:07 (4516) Sophia: (( Who needs enemies when you've got friends like that? ))
08:07 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #6 runs in front of 9's line of fire, and takes the .22 bullet in the nose. He is not killed, but his face is disfigured and covered in blood.
08:08 (4510) Tony: (umm, dude, you should have rolled a d20 for that headshot)
08:08 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d20] -> [16] = (16)
08:08 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Retcon!)
08:08 (4510) Tony: (and it's a doozy)
08:08 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The bullet hits his friend in the base of the skull, and he is paralyzed for life.
08:08 (4516) Sophia: (( Aww. ))
08:08 ** (4510) Tony (cackles maniacally) **
08:09 (4517) Christian: (( can you reload a zip gun? ))
08:09 (4516) Sophia: (( Can you reload a potato gun? ))
08:09 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (I don't think so. Takes a long time IIRC)
08:09 (4517) Christian: (( I should say, can he reload a zip gun in any reasonable amount of time? ))
08:09 (4516) Sophia: (( OOoh, we should have a game where we have weapons that are totally crafted at home! ))
08:09 (4516) Sophia: (( I call cardboard tube ninja! ))
08:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Zip guns are basically like percussion cap guns, right?)
08:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #8 attempts to stab Christian. [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [3,5,10] = (18)
08:10 (4517) Christian: (( balls, is that dodge or hth? ))
08:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Whichever is higher)
08:11 (4510) Tony: (zip guns are almost always single shot, unless they're sophisticated. And these punks don't strike me as sophisticated)
08:11 (4517) Christian: Dodge, [1d10+18] -> [9,18] = (27)
08:12 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Christian checks the kid's arm with the butt of his shotgun, stopping the blow.
08:12 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Round 3
08:12 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+16] -> [6,16] = (22)
08:12 (4517) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [5,18] = (23)
08:12 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [2,5,2] = (9)
08:12 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (OMG that's pathetic)
08:13 (4516) Sophia: (( Yeah, that is kinda sad. ))
08:13 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [7,19] = (26)
08:13 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [1,19] = (20)
08:13 (4510) Tony: [1d10+20] -> [4,20] = (24)
08:13 (4512) Tommy: ...
08:14 (4512) Tommy (exit): 20:14
08:14 (4512) Tommy (enter): 20:14
08:14 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [9,19] = (28)
08:14 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [5,19] = (24)
08:14 (4512) Tommy: (( note to all: scroll off makes things not happen ))
08:15 (4517) Christian: (( good to know. ))
08:15 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Why'd you roll so many times?0
08:15 (4512) Tommy: thought I was disconnected
08:15 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 1. Tommy
08:15 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 2. Tony
08:15 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 3. Christian
08:15 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 4. Sophia
08:15 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 5. Punks
08:15 (4517) Christian: (( he just wanted to make sure he went first... ))
08:16 (4512) Tommy: (( (thinking) ))
08:16 ** (4512) Tommy fires another shot at punk2's head. [1d10+17] -> [9,17] = (26) **
08:17 (4512) Tommy: [1d20] -> [1] = (1)
08:17 (4516) Sophia: (( There goes his other ear. ))
08:17 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10 - 1] -> [1,5,6,-1] = (11)
08:17 (4517) Christian: (( What? ))
08:17 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [11 - 1d10] -> [11,-7] = (4)
08:18 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+17] -> [1,17] = (18)
08:18 (4512) Tommy: fudge
08:18 (4512) Tommy: [18-1d10
08:18 (4512) Tommy: [18-1d10] -> [18,-1] = (17)
08:18 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #2 takes a pre-emptive swing at Tommy's head, but it fails miserably.
08:18 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10 - 1] -> [8,5,9,-1] = (21)
08:18 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Hmm, I think that's actually a tie. Let me check)
08:19 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Yep. Tie on the doge roll)
08:19 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 14] -> [4,14] = (18)
08:19 Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4512) Tommy...
08:20 (4512) Tommy: (( dodge is what I rolled up there. I reckon I get hit, hm?))
08:21 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (The HtH failed, then he rolled doge, and it tied your ranged roll. So now he re-rolled dodge. Just waiting for you to re-roll ranged0
08:21 (4512) Tommy: ah
08:21 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+17] -> [2,17] = (19)
08:23 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #2 doesn't manage to land the hit on Tommy, but he does push his arm away with the bat in time to avoid getting blasted.
08:23 (4510) Tony: The typewriter keeps tapping, and Tony attempts to put two bullets in the closest target, and then the one immediately behind him. (#2 and #7, torso shots) [1d10+22-4] -> [6,22,-4] = (24) [1d10+22-4] -> [8,22,-4] = (26)
08:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (#2 already burned up his dodge roll, so he doesn't get one)
08:24 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
08:24 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [9] = (9)
08:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #7: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [4,5,1] = (10)
08:24 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [2] = (2)
08:24 (4510) Tony: [1d10] -> [7] = (7)
08:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #2 takes a shot to the clavicle with a follow up to the diaphram, which explodes and leaves him with no oxygen. He dies in seconds.
08:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #7 also takes one to the clavicle, and one to the center of his chest. (Willpower: [1d10 + 1d10] -> [10,6] = (16))
08:27 (4511) arthurtuxedo: He manages to remain conscious, minus the use of his right arm and probably not good for much.
08:27 ** (4517) Christian levels his shotty on #8's centermass and squeezes off a single round. [1d10+18+6+5] -> [3,18,6,5] = (32) **
08:27 (4516) Sophia: (( Ow. ))
08:28 (4510) Tony: (how fitting. "Shotgun" just started playing)
08:28 (4516) Sophia: (( I really want a hot fudge sundae right now. ))
08:29 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #8 tries to get the shotgun out of Christian's hands before he can shoot. [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [8,5,1] = (14)
08:29 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (if this fails, dodge)
08:29 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [8,5,9] = (22)
08:29 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (You're going to want to roll HtH)
08:30 (4517) Christian: (( damn... ))
08:30 (4517) Christian: [1d10+12] -> [10,12] = (22)
08:30 (4517) Christian: [1d10+22] -> [9,22] = (31)
08:31 (4512) Tommy: (( you lucky sob ))
08:31 (4517) Christian: (( Yes. I know. w00t. ))
08:32 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The man comes in to grab hold of the barrel, and Christian quickly jabs it into his chest, stunning him. Before he can recover, Christian fires, with the barrel pressed up against #8's chest. He flies back several feet and blood, gore, and bone go everywhere.
08:33 (4510) Tony: (poor bastard)
08:33 (4517) Christian: (( Ouch. serves him right for trying to get grabby, though. ))
08:33 ** (4516) Sophia sees 8 explode into a gooey mass and aims for 12, hoping she has an advantage of height over the bastard. [1d10 + 17] -> [5,17] = (22) **
08:33 (4512) Tommy: (( sweet ))
08:35 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [10,5,8] = (23)
08:35 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [23 + 1d10] -> [23,1] = (24)
08:35 (4516) Sophia: (( Lame. ))
08:35 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Wait, what am I doing? There's no dodge roll beyond PB)
08:36 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Location. Anything below torso will hit the car instead)
08:36 (4516) Sophia: [1d10] -> [2] = (2)
08:36 (4516) Sophia: [1d10] -> [3] = (3)
08:36 (4516) Sophia: (( I have no idea what I'm doing, really. *laughs* ))
08:36 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Sophia puts a bullet into the group's car. (roll 1d4)
08:36 (4516) Sophia: [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
08:37 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The rear right tire explosively deflates.
08:37 (4516) Sophia: (( Does anyone get hit with shrapnel? ))
08:37 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Rubber doesn't really create shrapnel, unfortunately)
08:37 (4516) Sophia: (( A girl can hope. ))
08:37 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #10 opens fire [1d4] -> [3] = (3)
08:38 (4512) Tommy: (( el chupacabra! ieee! ))
08:38 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #10 fires at Christian. [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [1,5,1] = (7)
08:38 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [7 - 1d10] -> [7,-1] = (6)
08:38 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The shot goes wild.
08:38 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #12 fires [1d4] -> [4] = (4)
08:38 (4517) Christian: (( Yay! ))
08:39 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #12 return's Sophia's fire. [1d10 + 5 + 1d10 - 5] -> [8,5,3,-5] = (11)
08:39 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The shots hit the building, but don't hit her.
08:39 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Round 4
08:39 (4510) Tony: [1d10+20] -> [10,20] = (30)
08:39 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+16] -> [1,16] = (17)
08:39 (4510) Tony: [1d10+30] -> [2,30] = (32)
08:39 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [7,19] = (26)
08:39 (4516) Sophia: [17 - 1d10] -> [17,-10] = (7)
08:39 (4516) Sophia: (( Woo! ))
08:39 ** (4516) Sophia ducks down. **
08:40 (4517) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [7,18] = (25)
08:40 (4512) Tommy: (( who's left? when I rejoined, the pictures went all big on me ))
08:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 5 + 1d10] -> [4,5,4] = (13)
08:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 1. Tony
08:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 2. Tommy
08:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 3. Christian
08:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 4. Punks
08:40 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 5. Sophia
08:41 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (9, 10, 12 are leeft)
08:41 (4516) Sophia: (( Looks like 9, 10, and 12 are the healthiest. ))
08:41 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (7 is basically out of comission)
08:41 (4516) Sophia: (( And I believe they all have guns. ))
08:41 (4510) Tony: The typewriter slows even further, as Tony double taps one of the punks hiding behind the car in the head. (#12) [1d10+22] -> [7,22] = (29)
08:42 (4510) Tony: (assuming that's a hit) [1d20] -> [12] = (12) [1d20] -> [1] = (1)
08:44 (4517) Christian: (( Pink Chupacabra. They're all over mexico. ))
08:45 (4512) Tommy: (( Apply the same standards to the Catholic church and an interesting thing happens... ))
08:45 (4512) Tommy: (( looks more like a deranged pig now. ))
08:45 (4517) Christian: (( lol ))
08:46 (4510) Tony: (Art must be touching himself)
08:46 (4511) arthurtuxedo: The first shot hits him right in the eye, while the second goes through his forehead as he's on the way to the ground.
08:46 (4517) Christian: (( Whoa... My hands are huge, and they can touch everything... but themselves. ))
08:47 ** (4512) Tommy , angry from not having murdered but one of the punks, turns his weapon on the nearest punk and fires at his head. [1d10+17] -> [1,17] = (18) **
08:47 (4512) Tommy: mother
08:47 (4512) Tommy: [18-1d10] -> [18,-9] = (9)
08:48 (4510) Tony: (it's not your night, dude)
08:48 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (One buwwet weft)
08:49 (4512) Tommy: (( Hat you. ))
08:49 (4510) Tony: (hey laughing boy!)
08:50 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Christian's turn)
08:50 ** (4517) Christian takes aim at #9's torso and fires a single round. [1d10+18+6+5] -> [6,18,6,5] = (35) **
08:52 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (hit)
08:52 (4517) Christian: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:52 (4517) Christian: [1d10] -> [10] = (10)
08:52 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #9 catches the full blast in his chest and drops.
08:53 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Seeing that he's the only one left, #10 tentatively stands up with his left hand open in a surrender plea, but his right still holding the revolver.
08:54 (4516) Sophia: Put down that gun and we may not kill you!
08:56 (4516) Sophia: (( We will, however, sacrifice you to Tonkatsu our Mighty Pigod! ))
08:57 ** (4512) Tommy is filled with unsatiated blood lust isn't ready to give up the fight, not while any of them still live. He fires his remaining bullet at #10's head. [1d10+17] -> [5,17] = (22) (( if this is a one, so help me I'll shoot myself next time )) **
08:57 (4512) Tommy: [1d20] -> [10] = (10)
08:58 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Tommy shoots the man's left ear off. He hits the ground again and brings up his gun.
08:58 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Round 5
08:58 (4510) Tony: (next round?)
08:58 (4511) arthurtuxedo: [1d10 + 15] -> [6,15] = (21)
08:58 (4510) Tony: [1d10+20] -> [5,20] = (25)
08:58 (4516) Sophia: (( What is it with you and ears? ))
08:58 (4512) Tommy: (( the fuck. jaw, clavicle, ear. goddammit! stop the cycle! ))
08:58 ** (4511) arthurtuxedo (shrugs) **
08:59 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Tommy's out of ammo now)
08:59 (4512) Tommy: (( I know. ))
08:59 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (And I think Christian's getting pretty close)
08:59 (4517) Christian: [1d10+18] -> [1,18] = (19)
08:59 (4510) Tony: (I've still got 8 rounds left)
08:59 (4517) Christian: (( Yeah, I have 1 round left. ))
08:59 (4512) Tommy: (( how far away is #10? ))
08:59 (4516) Sophia: (( I think I have three or four. ))
08:59 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Sophia's got 2 or 3, I think)
09:00 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (9 meters)
09:00 (4512) Tommy: (( crap. ))
09:00 (4510) Tony: (initiative, yes? I did the rollings)
09:00 (4516) Sophia: [1d10+16] -> [6,16] = (22)
09:01 (4512) Tommy: [1d10+19] -> [6,19] = (25)
09:02 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 1. Tony, Tommy
09:02 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 2. Sophia
09:02 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 3. #10
09:02 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 4. Christian
09:02 (4510) Tony: Two bullets for the lone gunman, in the head. [1d10+22] -> [8,22] = (30)
09:02 (4510) Tony: [1d20] -> [19] = (19)
09:02 (4510) Tony: [1d20] -> [14] = (14)
09:02 (4510) Tony: (omg)
09:02 ** (4512) Tommy takes off at full tilt headed straight for #10, dropping the magnum and pulling his knife as he goes. **
09:03 (4512) Tommy: (( not that it matters now ))
09:03 (4516) Sophia: (( Ah well, it would have been neat. ))
09:03 (4510) Tony: (Tommy should take down #7. He's still conscious)
09:03 (4516) Sophia: (( Ooh, yeah! Carve him! ))
09:03 (4512) Tommy: (( patience, my dear ))
09:04 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Tony's first shot hits #10 in his neck, sending blood everywhere, while the second takes him in the left temple.
09:04 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #7 is trying to crawl away, the rest are unmoving, though some might still be alive.\
09:04 (4516) Sophia: (( So...is he dead? ))
09:05 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Nobody survives that)
09:05 (4510) Tony: (yeah, he's dead, Jim)
09:05 (4516) Sophia: (( Sarcasm, deers. ))
09:05 (4512) Tommy: (( raises the corpses arm and watches it fall lifelessly back to the ground. "I've seen worse." ))
09:05 (4516) Sophia: (( Shouldn't that be "done" worse? ))
09:08 (4510) Tony: (spoon!)
09:08 (4512) Tommy: (( end combat? ))
09:08 ** (4516) Sophia ((spoons toney)) **
09:08 (4511) arthurtuxedo: * End Combat *
09:09 (4516) Sophia: (( Yeah, I can spell...Oi. ))
09:09 (4510) Tony: (no, I refuse to believe you've never seen The Tick)
09:09 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Why is there a demonic pig demanding "Feed me"?)
09:09 (4516) Sophia: (( I love the tick. Patrick Warburton is awesome. ))
09:09 (4517) Christian: (( That's Tonkatsu. He demands sacrafices. ))
09:10 (4510) Tony: (thank the magical sky pixie)
09:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Yeah, but he never yelled Spoon in the live action version)
09:10 (4510) Tony: (he didn't? You sure)
09:10 (4516) Sophia: (( Really? ))
09:10 (4516) Sophia: (( But, but, he's the TICK. ))
09:10 (4517) Christian: (( I try not to think about the live action version too much. ))
09:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: #7 is trying to crawl away.
09:10 (4516) Sophia: (( I saw the animated version too, though. ))
09:10 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Blasphemy! The live action one was great)
09:10 (4516) Sophia: (( Well, I'm waiting for Tommy Boy to gank him. ))
09:11 (4510) Tony: (the live action version was rad. It sure as hell didn't deserve to be cancelled. Goddamn FOX)
09:11 (4516) Sophia: (( FOX doesn't know what the hell it's doing half the time. ))
09:11 ** (4512) Tommy stops when the last punk falls. He lets out a primal scream. He takes only a moment to recover. He looks around at the carnage. No doubt the cops have been called and are on their way. In a quiet voice he says "We should probably get out of here." **
09:11 (4512) Tommy: (( yeah, fox kills everything I love. ))
09:11 ** (4516) Sophia hurries downstairs to join the boys. **
09:11 (4510) Tony: (and they fill the gaping wound with reality)
09:12 (4516) Sophia: (( I hate reality tv. I bet there's going to be a crap ton of Jon Benet crap again now that the Lee Harvey Oswald creepy guy is being all stupid. ))
09:12 (4512) Tommy: (( reality or worse ))
09:12 (4516) Sophia: (( I think that's the name of the guy he reminds me of, anyway. ))
09:13 ** (4510) Tony stands silently in thought for a moment. He realizes he really doesn't have anything that he needs to take with him that he doesn't already have. "Good idea." He walks over to the car and puts the Thompson in the trunk. **
09:13 (4512) Tommy: (( Again it's worth noting that assassins are usually known by all three names. ))
09:13 (4512) Tommy: (( the trunk of the car with a flat tire. ))
09:13 (4517) Christian: (( missing it's windscreen.... ))
09:13 (4516) Sophia: (( *looks innocent* ))
09:14 (4510) Tony: (what about Sirhan Sirhan? Although he did fail to kill his target, that useless fuck)
09:14 (4512) Tommy: (( yeah, we'd blend. ))
09:14 (4516) Sophia: (( We should perhaps head out on foot and see if the Jew Man Group will take us in? ))
09:14 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Aside from the windshield and tire, the car has taken a few stray bullets to the body, as well.
09:14 (4512) Tommy: (( we don't have much choice ))
09:14 (4510) Tony: (shit. My freakin car!)
09:15 (4512) Tommy: (( was anyone hurt? hit at all? we can't be all bloody walking down the street. ))
09:15 (4510) Tony: (nope)
09:15 (4517) Christian: (( Maybe split up for a bit as well, regroup at the bar or somesuch that night? ))
09:15 ** (4512) Tommy retrieves his gun and starts walking down the street. **
09:15 (4512) Tommy: (( that works ))
09:15 (4510) Tony: (although I don't really have a trenchcoat to conceal my Thompson. And it is a murder weapon, after all)
09:16 (4516) Sophia: (( Well, perhaps this should be discussed elsewhere before the Great Monkey says we've been standing in one spot too long and brings the cops down upon us? ))
09:17 (4516) Sophia: (( Too bad there's not a place where we can hide our guns for a bit. ))
09:17 (4516) Sophia: (( Down pants. ))
09:18 (4517) Christian: (( well you people with pistols don't have much to worry about... Me and Tony have long guns, though. ))
09:18 (4510) Tony: (we could take different routes over to the Jews place. Avoid open areas and the po-po)
09:18 (4516) Sophia: (( Sounds good. ))
09:18 (4512) Tommy: (( alright then. ))
09:19 ** (4516) Sophia tucks away her gun in her skirt and billows out her shirt over it then heads towards the Jews place...((wait, is it odd for a woman to be walking around alone?)) **
09:19 (4512) Tommy: (( not really. what time is it? ))
09:20 (4510) Tony: (it's about 11, I think)
09:20 (4512) Tommy: right
09:20 (4512) Tommy: (( maybe a little out of place, then ))
09:20 ** (4516) Sophia hopes no one notices, then. **
09:21 ** (4517) Christian puffs his cig and stuffs his shotgun up into his jacket, intent on hiding it somwhere that isn't in a crime scene. **
09:21 (4516) Sophia: (( So can it be assumed we all meander over to the Jew's and whatnot or is there crap that happens along the way? ))
09:22 ** (4510) Tony ejects the clip from the Thompson, and does his best to conceal it under his coat. **
09:22 (4517) Christian: (( and should we gank #7? He might live long enough to ID at least one of us. ))
09:22 (4512) Tommy: (( Tommy kills a couple whores, takes candy from sleeping babies, you know. The usual. ))
09:22 (4511) arthurtuxedo: (Cold, cruel fate will decide, but next session)
09:22 (4511) arthurtuxedo: * * * End Session 6 * * *
09:22 (4512) Tommy: woot
09:22 (4511) arthurtuxedo: +15 XP
09:22 (4510) Tony: Jesus
09:22 (4516) Sophia: Yay!
09:22 (4510) Tony: That was a bloodbath
09:22 (4512) Tommy: like hell it was.
09:22 (4517) Christian: Pshaw. Wasn't a bathtub involved at all.
09:22 (4516) Sophia: Indeed.
09:22 (4512) Tommy: I didn't kill anyone.
09:22 (4512) Tommy: :(
09:22 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Well, looks like we might be starting that modern campaign sooner than expected :)
09:23 (4516) Sophia: That's because you suck.
09:23 ** (4516) Sophia laughs. **
09:23 ** (4510) Tony pat pats Tommy. **
09:23 (4517) Christian: you coulda killed #7.
09:23 (4516) Sophia: Yeah, you coulda.
09:23 ** (4516) Sophia nods. **
09:23 (4512) Tommy: Not with the cops on the way.
09:23 (4516) Nikoda: Enh, it'd have only taken a couple seconds of stabbing.
09:23 (4512) Tommy: I mean, I like a good throat cutting as much as the next guy, but not when it's going to land me in the poke.
09:23 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Because odds are pretty heavily against any of you getting out of this alive and not in jail.
09:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Running total is 75 Earned XP
09:24 (4512) Tommy: I thought for sure Tommy'd end up at least a little hurt when I saw 12 dudes outside and me without cover.
09:24 (4516) Nikoda: Figures.
09:24 (4516) Nikoda: Thirty-five for us late bloomers.
09:24 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Yeah, but the rolling was pretty lucky. I rolled bad for a change
09:24 (4517) Christian: hooray.
09:24 (4512) Tommy: I have two questions about the super campaign:
09:24 (4516) Nikoda: Why is it super?
09:25 (4516) Nikoda: What makes it a campaign?
09:25 (4511) arthurtuxedo: I have somewhere between 0 and 2 answers.
09:25 (4512) Tommy: a) Merits/flaws - it says x%, is that still 1sp per percentage point?
09:25 (4510) Tony: lol
09:25 (4511) arthurtuxedo: 10 SP per %, you mean, and no.
09:25 (4512) Tommy: and 2) What are the limitations for inventory?
09:26 ** (4516) Nikoda feels this was a nice and creative session. **
09:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Although I think I should fix the merit costs. Companion is only 10% vs. 20% for 1 alternate form. That's not right.
09:26 (4511) arthurtuxedo: What do you mean by limitations
09:27 (4512) Tommy: Well, since money isn't an option, are there any other non-super item limitations?
09:27 ** (4516) Nikoda also thinks she really really wants a sundae. **
09:27 ** (4516) Nikoda is going to go make one happen...somehow. **
09:27 (4516) Nikoda: See you guys on Sunday!
09:27 (4516) Nikoda: What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
09:27 (4516) Nikoda (exit): 21:27
09:27 (4512) Tommy: g'nite :)
09:27 (4511) arthurtuxedo: See you
09:27 (4517) Christian: I think I am instrumental in making that sundae happen... see ya'll
09:27 (4511) arthurtuxedo: No limitations. You can have as many non-super items as you want. But they kinda suck, especially at PL7
09:28 ** (4511) arthurtuxedo waves **
09:28 (4517) Christian: Where's teh worlds!?
09:28 (4517) Christian (exit): 21:28
09:28 (4512) Tommy: It'd just be character-filler stuff.
09:29 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Like, an assault rifle (M16) is 14 damage, continuous ROF. Those bullets would just bounce off of Talon, F2K, or Black Star, even without their shields and armor
09:30 (4510) Tony: Yeah, basically whatever you want. SENTINEL had a benefactor that could provide them with stuff, and villains take whatever they want.
09:30 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Well, without Talon's armor he's just a normal guy, but I mean without his Type I defense
09:30 (4511) arthurtuxedo: I think the new merit costs for mags 1 through 5 should be 5, 15, 25, 35, 50%
09:31 (4511) arthurtuxedo: That's a lot better. Because it makes no sense for a companion who's there all the time to cost less than an alternate form that isn't.
09:31 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Course, that means I'll ahve to go back and pussify Talon and F2K some more
09:31 ** (4510) Tony points and laughs **
09:32 (4512) Tommy: are you implimenting that now or after?
09:32 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Better implement now, or else I have an unfair advantage
09:32 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Hmm, that will also mean that Black Star will be able to kick Talon's ass pretty easy. Which I suppose makes sense, since he wrote about Black Star getting way more powerful, while there was nothing about anything like that happening to Talon
09:33 (4511) arthurtuxedo: I soooooo can't wait for SS2
09:34 (4511) arthurtuxedo: Gonna be fucking awesome sauce...ereeno
09:34 (4510) Tony: wtf
09:34 (4511) arthurtuxedo: I think so far all of the characters are likely to clash, too
09:35 (4510) Tony: Speaking of awesome sauce, have either of you ever heard of Uplink?